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Favourite Movie Speech (pg. 4)
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| Slylee |
i know! let's just all post our favorite movie speeches and not even read anyone elses because we really could care less anyway..all we care about is our own post.
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| UWM |
Stacy: Well don't you want to open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'll be very upset.
Stacy: Open it...
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gunrack?
Wayne: A gunrack? A gunrack? Shyah. Right. I don't even own ah gun let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I going to do with a gunrack?
Stacy: You don't like it, fine. You know, Wayne, if you're not careful you're going to lose me.
Wayne: Lose you? I lost you two months ago! We broke up! Are you mental? Get the net!
Not really a speech but .. one of the better exchanges of dialogue. Along with...
Lloyd Christmas: Big Gulps, hey? Alright. Welp, see ya later! |
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| Subey |
Classics for completeness sake:
Apocalypse Now
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dinka body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
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Silence of the Lambs
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You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamb? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.
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The Blair Witch
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I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inconspicuous
Lira, you forgot "There are no reasons." |
Indeed, thanks for pointing out :p |
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| Subey |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i know! let's just all post our favorite movie speeches and not even read anyone elses because we really could care less anyway..all we care about is our own post.
:toothless |
I'm reading them all! I can prove it too :P
On page 3 there are 2 quotes from 2 different movies that both say "I'm 42" |
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| Ygrene |
| Clark W. Griswold: "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey he is! Hallelujah, holy ! Where's the Tylenol?!" |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Clark W. Griswold: "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey he is! Hallelujah, holy ! Where's the Tylenol?!" |
hahahah
the best part of that one is the look on his cousin's face after he says that. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Clark W. Griswold: "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey he is! Hallelujah, holy ! Where's the Tylenol?!" |
Mother. I KNEW you would post this. I was going to!!! |
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| Scoops |
| "I don't know, its the battle, the going to war with the other guys, hanging together, having our own dorm, staying in hotels the night before the games, setting ourselves apart, being different than everybody else, having a chance to be somebody, to do something that people look up to you for, your strength, your courage, not everybody can play football.....were the lucky ones" |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Clark W. Griswold: "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey he is! Hallelujah, holy ! Where's the Tylenol?!" |
:stongue: :stongue:
"Honey, you checked our ters?" |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inconspicuous
:stongue: :stongue:
"Honey, you checked our ters?" |
Actually, the line is:
"Merry Christmas...ter's full!" |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Actually, the line is:
"Merry Christmas...ter's full!" |
EDIT:
Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Eddie: ter was full!
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our ters, honey? |
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