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Hot Weather + Beer + EL Fudge Cookies = Mess (pg. 2)
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I bet punisher is one of those little bitches who drinks three beers and gets all sloppy. |
but he'll say it was 15 |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
but he'll say it was 15 |
+ 8 shots of jager |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Punisher lived 10 minutes away from me for 6 months and never had the common courtesy to come over. ******.
His excuse
"Im scared of being too much of a mean badass. You might get hurt"
wtf |
WTF |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Punisher lived 10 minutes away from me for 6 months and never had the common courtesy to come over. ******.
His excuse
"Im scared of being too much of a mean badass. You might get hurt"
wtf |
I feared for the virginity of my rectum. And you only called to hang out when you were already drunk and it was like, "HAY PUN! OMG HI2U! I'M DRUNK! COME PLAY!"
And I'd be like, "uh no thx."
Had you called me sober even ONCE, I'd have considered it. |
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| _Nut_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
I feared for the virginity of my rectum. And you only called to hang out when you were already drunk and it was like, "HAY PUN! OMG HI2U! I'M DRUNK! COME PLAY!"
And I'd be like, "uh no thx."
Had you called me sober even ONCE, I'd have considered it. |
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| Mebot |
| yeah but seriously, answer my question. What was your "surprise"? I really did forget what it was. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I bet punisher is one of those little bitches who drinks three beers and gets all sloppy. |
*slowly backs out of thread, whistling casually* |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
I feared for the virginity of my rectum. And you only called to hang out when you were already drunk and it was like, "HAY PUN! OMG HI2U! I'M DRUNK! COME PLAY!"
And I'd be like, "uh no thx."
Had you called me sober even ONCE, I'd have considered it. |
You sound like a woman! "oh no drunk orbax might take advantage of me. Its 9pm, Orbax couldnt possibly stay up for another 8 haours drinking. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR ME TO HAVE FUN." |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
*slowly backs out of thread, whistling casually* |
*lets self get bumped into*
Whoa hey there. You look lost. I can *takes your hand* show you around if you need *ANYTHING* *WINKY WINK WINK WINK* |
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| _Nut_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
*lets self get bumped into*
Whoa hey there. You look lost. I can *takes your hand* show you around if you need *ANYTHING* *WINKY WINK WINK WINK* |
WTBUTTHAX! |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
yeah but seriously, answer my question. What was your "surprise"? I really did forget what it was. |
To be honest, there were a couple. It got so convoluted, I don't think I even knew what the was going on anymore. |
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