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Nrg2Nfinit
hit on these two waitresses last night i was faced

they were like we're twins and i lined em up to comopare their facial features and they werent lying to me!

then i asked on of them to go on a date with me and she just got realy red in the face so i told her to make me a special drink that almost made me brf but i held it in like a man

whats a good strategy to get waitresses to go outwiht you?
Demoted
Masturbate in front of them.
Nrg2Nfinit
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Originally posted by Demoted
Masturbate in front of them.


yeah i think if idid that they would stop talking to me
jdat
you do NOT want to go out with a waitress!


They get hit on all the time and their schedule makes it very difficult to manage a real relationship with them.


Just make them giggle and take them in the sack.



/trash talk of the day.
Demoted
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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
yeah i think if idid that they would stop talking to me


Because they're giving you head and you don't understand gurgled penis sucking groans?

Exactly.

DOIT!
Nrg2Nfinit
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Originally posted by Demoted
Because they're giving you head and you don't understand gurgled penis sucking groans?

Exactly.

DOIT!

dude this is at the bar not the strip club
jdat
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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
dude this is at the bar not the strip club



Regardless of location the same applies in both cases:

Just make them giggle and take them in the sack.
Nrg2Nfinit
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Originally posted by jdat


Just make them giggle and take them in the sack.



/trash talk of the day.


yeah i wanted to do that but its hard for me to come up with a line.. hey do you want to go back to my place.. it never seems to work with me
Demoted
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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
dude this is at the bar not the strip club


That's why you make it one.
Nrg2Nfinit
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Originally posted by Demoted
That's why you make it one.


yoru advise sucks this isnt mongolia

DjConfessions
their mother was a slut for having twins. they're probably dirty anal-to-oral sluts too
igottaknow
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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
whats a good strategy to get waitresses to go outwiht you?

prentend your good looking :p (self esteem nuke)
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