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sneeze & poop
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
So the other day I was in the news agent & I was browsings over new papers, doing the usual browse but-not-buy routine. I walk over to the car mag section & this fat dude is reading Street Machine & is blocking the way to my favourite Go-kart Seat magazine. So I waited there for this guy to move but he just stood there flipping pages. I don’t usually get annoyed, but this edition of Go-Kart Seat Mag had the latest plastic moulded bucket seats in fluoro orange, apparently they have an adjustable roller carriage assembly under the seat. So I start wriggling my feet moving close to this guy & he turns & looks at me. I was the shocked to see his sneeze, and at the same time did a fart.
So I was wondering, have you ever experienced this phenomenon before CORe? Can one be simultaneous & do multitasking to ones orifice? |
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| colonelcrisp |
| ive puked in a sink while simultaneously doin a number 2 on the can.... that felt weird....... |
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| KilldaDJ |
| ive thrown up while taking a piss in an alleyway, though i wasnt in the bests of states like |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Can one be simultaneous & do multitasking to ones orifice? |
he didn't use the same orifice to do both the things. so why not ? i'm sure one triggered the other. they seem to be related. |
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| LiGHT78 |
Once I sneezed while I was taking a piss and then I farted at the same time as well because of the sneeze for some reason.
And the piss went everywhere. |
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