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Subey's TA kidney Donation Support Plan
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| Subey |
Everyone knows that they should be giving away their second kidney for altruistic reasons (Jdat perhaps could give us a personal account of life before and after)
BUT you are probably thinking "What if something happens to my remaining kidney? I'll be screwed!"
That's where "Subey's TA Kidney Donation Support Plan" comes into effect. If you donate and your remaining kidney fails, then I will donate mine to you.
Think of it like a kidney donation insurance plan. |
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| Miss Bliss |
| What if one kidney fails in each of two individual donors? :wtf: |
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| Subey |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Bliss
What if one kidney fails in each of two individual donors? :wtf: |
I've applied a complex actuarial algorithm and determined that I can support 10 different people in this manner.
But perhaps the backup plan should have a backup! You can be my backup if you'd like? |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Bliss
What if one kidney fails in each of two individual donors? :wtf: |
Dialysis for you suckas!
I tell you it's so much fun being plugged into a machine three times a week for 4 hours each.
The sensation it's like tripping balls except the exact opposite :p
And hummm ... Subey what kind of insight would you like me to give you on the subject?
Ever since I got my transplant the 20th of june I have been feeling soooooo good. Oh yeah ... and horny :stongue:
Today I was talking to this girl who had her transplant the day after me and she realized she did a mess up since .... she had sex before the 3 month of obligatory " minimal physical activity " period :stongue: :stongue:
Horniness seems to be a common thing amongst newly transplanted people :tongue3 |
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| Subey |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
And hummm ... Subey what kind of insight would you like me to give you on the subject?
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I'd like to know what the benefits of having a kidney transplant are specifically in the realm of sex.
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
Oh yeah ... and horny :stongue:
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They discovered Viagra by accident. Therefore I suspect a side effect of the immuno-depressants must be increased horniness.
We're gonna be rich! I'll give you 5% of the royalties for my new horniness drug. I'm gonna call it "Jdat Power" in honour of you. |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Subey
I'd like to know what the benefits of having a kidney transplant are specifically in the realm of sex.
They discovered Viagra by accident. Therefore I suspect a side effect of the immuno-depressants must be increased horniness.
We're gonna be rich! I'll give you 5% of the royalties for my new horniness drug. I'm gonna call it "Jdat Power" in honour of you. |
Well as you tend to feel better physically once you've had a transplant that also reflects in the bathroom, alleyway, backseat or wherever you engage in hoochie mamma activities :p
And speaking of the meds themselves .... too expensive man!
One month of meds is around 3200$ I don't know how you're going to make a profitable horniness drug out of that.
And if you were speaking in technical terms, some people actual experience a drop in their blood pressure after a transplant which results in them having no sexual desire and not being able to get the captain to work :disbelief |
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| Boomer187 |
| dude im hanging out in the kidney transplant ward :wtf: hehehe |
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| Nabistai |
| My neigbour had a kidney transplant, but her body rejected it. She fell into a coma and nearly died so she prefers to live on using dialysis. |
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| Lomeli |
| I was born with only 1 kidney. |
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| Ivand |
| I'll give mine out, it just have some calculus, its not that bad |
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| DjConfessions |
| no thanks but i could use an extra penis |
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