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25 Signs That You Have Grown Up
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| OrZonE |
25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a
one of them.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to
sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather
Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup
and breakup.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as
'dressed up.'
10. You're the one calling the police because those
darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the
stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex
jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes
anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car
payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
McDonald's.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of
the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m.
would severely upset, rather than settle, your
stomach.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and
antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty
good stuff.'
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast
time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to,"
replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a
computer is for real work.
24. You don't drink at home to save money before
going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking for one sign
that doesn't apply to you!
Never seen this b4, thought it was original, and pretty funny, if this isn't the first time you've seen this, well, then here's your chance to laugh again!:stongue: |
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| Eugene |
hehe, KPYTO!
very nice, never seen it before :)
... and, so true :eyes: |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| damn, that would suck for some people caz they'll be like "what? yeah...:( :( :( " |
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| SmellsExcellent |
i fear the itme when these come truew for me..
-M |
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| inatrance |
| got me thinkin bout bein old.. nooooo!!!:eek: :) |
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| thewarpbrothers |
| hmmmmmmm.....forever young |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| You can shoot me if any of those ever happen to me :stongue: |
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| sykadelik |
| Those things are already happening to me! I am only 19 how can this be? I am a crumbly trapped in a youngens body. HEEEELPPP! |
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| DJ Teknique |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
hehe, KPYTO!
very nice, never seen it before :)
... and, so true :eyes: |
how many did u check off? |
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| Cosmo |
| quote: | | Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| heh suprisingly none of those apply to me. ;) |
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| OrZonE |
| Surprisingly MOST of those apply to me, and im only 18, except #18, god i hope that bever changes :D |
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