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| bobonoho |
A couple of my friends and a couple of chicks went back to my one friend's house after the bar. They were all pretty blackout.
They wake up in the morning to learn that one of the guys' cars were stolen. On the way to work, they see his car on the side of road, completely totaled and abandoned.
Turns out that during a blackout, one of the guys (not the owner of the car) took the keys, stole the car, crashed it, and than left the scene of the accident. He remembers absolutely nothing about this incident, and blame was only placed on him when the cops were involved.
Twenty years old.
Ridiculous. |
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| UWM |
Once when I was blacked out I stole a girl from some lame dude, banged her, and then I fled the scene. The next day I woke up in my own bed and had no recollection of it.
20 years old.
Ridiculous. |
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| lücid |
this guy i used to party with got really drunk on New Years Eve a few years ago, parked his brand new Mitsubishi Galant on a side street and walked to the bars downtown... goes back to his car later than night and realizes it's been stolen so he calls the cops and files the report and everything.
turns out it wasn't actually stolen... he just got so drunk that he forgot where he parked it.
rediiculase. |
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| Boomer187 |
Once I blacked out and stole some porn. I got back to my room, had happy time 2 times, and noticed, it was man porn.
Twenty years old.
Ridiculace. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Once when I was blacked out I stole a girl from some lame dude, banged her, and then I fled the scene. The next day I woke up in my own bed and had no recollection of it.
20 years old.
Ridiculous. |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
this guy i used to party with got really drunk on New Years Eve a few years ago, parked his brand new Mitsubishi Galant on a side street and walked to the bars downtown... goes back to his car later than night and realizes it's been stolen so he calls the cops and files the report and everything.
turns out it wasn't actually stolen... he just got so drunk that he forgot where he parked it.
rediiculase. |
Priceless. |
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| Inconspicuous |
I once got quite drunk and locked myself out of my dorm room. It was on the first floor and I really wanted to go to sleep in my bed, so I realized I could get back in through the window. Unfortunately, it was one of those that only opens like 6 inches, and it was closed. I figured that that tiny amount was a seperate window & that I could punch through it. Of course, punching the bottom of a window is futile, so I wound up giving up & sleeping elsewhere, leaving a wrecked hand & a very confused roommate.
Twenty years old.
Ridiculous. |
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| Clovis86 |
I just farted.
20 years old.
Rediiculase |
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| Protege |
I once blacked out and got lost in Orlando. My friends found me at 5am trying to break into some office building. Very strange night.
oh yeah, 20 years old
reciiculase |
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| AnotherWay83 |
lol...
20 years old.
Ridiculous. |
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| Audious |
Ever black out? Or as I like to call it... time travel? You're drinking, you black out, you wake up, you're in another bar, you're drinking, you black out, you're in another bar, you're drinking you black out, you're at McDonald's, been working there for 20 years and you're still not assistant manager. You're banging the girl working the fryer. People say she's retarded, but them titties ain't retarded.
-Dave Attel |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Audious
Ever black out? Or as I like to call it... time travel? You're drinking, you black out, you wake up, you're in another bar, you're drinking, you black out, you're in another bar, you're drinking you black out, you're at McDonald's, been working there for 20 years and you're still not assistant manager. You're banging the girl working the fryer. People say she's retarded, but them titties ain't retarded.
-Dave Attel |
LMAO :stongue: |
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