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Simpsons Quote Game (pg. 5)
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
George H.W. Bush
"You know, I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay" |
Troy McClure
X: Mr. Mayor, I have a question for you. What if you came home one night to find your family tied up and gagged, with socks in their mouths. They're screaming. You're trying to get in but there's too much blood on the knob!
Quimby: What is your question about?
X: It's about the budget, sir. |
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| GrimReaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
X: Mr. Mayor, I have a question for you. What if you came home one night to find your family tied up and gagged, with socks in their mouths. They're screaming. You're trying to get in but there's too much blood on the knob!
Quimby: What is your question about?
X: It's about the budget, sir. |
BT Barlow
X: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by GrimReaper
BT Barlow
X: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. |
Comic Book Guy
...so then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!" |
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| RapidFire |
Lenny
no jury in the world is gonna convict a baby. well maybe texas. |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by RapidFire
Lenny
no jury in the world is gonna convict a baby. well maybe texas. |
chief wiggum
X: We win again. But the real winners here are Marge's Hors D'Oeuvres.
Homer: How do you come up with such witty remarks?
X: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
Homer: Get off my property. |
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| montana |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zenchowdah
chief wiggum
X: We win again. But the real winners here are Marge's Hors D'Oeuvres.
Homer: How do you come up with such witty remarks?
X: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
Homer: Get off my property. |
Kent Brockman
"When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University" |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by montana
Kent Brockman
"When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University" |
Ralph Wiggum, i believe
"Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met." |
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| Nabistai |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
Ralph Wiggum, i believe
"Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met." |
lol, Ned Flanders
"Ach, zombies!" |
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| SAEBodybuilder |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nabistai
lol, Ned Flanders
"Ach, zombies!" |
Homer, in the treehouse episode with the french atomic blast.
These are all too easy so far..
`X: Who wears short shorts?
Y: I wear short shorts.` |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by SAEBodybuilder
Homer, in the treehouse episode with the french atomic blast.
These are all too easy so far..
`X: Who wears short shorts?
Y: I wear short shorts.` |
Lenny & Karl
X: "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" |
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| SAEBodybuilder |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Lenny & Karl
X: "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" |
Marge: "That's because you were drunk!"
Homer.
"One time I home-invaded this Princeton dude, and he was like totally married." |
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| Philby |
| quote: | Originally posted by SAEBodybuilder
X: Who wears short shorts?
Y: I wear short shorts.` |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Lenny & Karl
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isn't that homer singing along to the song? |
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