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Really weird situation
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Here's the situation and this is not fabricated whatsoever; My boy's gf has a really cute 21 year old friend that really wants to lose her virginity so she asked my friend to find her someone. That's a little strange but what is even more strange is that while she is getting pounded she wants to call her other friend during it and let her know.
My boy originally elected my other friend who has only had 1 maybe 2 "partners" to help him out. But his gf said to him, "why dont you just get Scoops to do it?" She knows my history (i banged her sister and 3 of her friends back in the day, and i hooked them up 3 years ago through and ex gf), so it looks like this is going down tomorrow night. I know this is a little weird but i'm always willing to lend a hand to someone in need and feel that this will be my charity donation for the year.
Just thought i would share because this is really not normal, i'm not getting my hopes up but my friend swears it's on...hopefully there will be a recap on Monday. |
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| placebo |
| I think you can write that off on your taxes too. Good luck bro. |
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| StanVoid |
| plant that seed man. Plant it with your finger. |
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| placebo |
| Don't impregnate her though, then you're ed. |
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| bogartgreens |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
Don't impregnate her though, then you're ed. |
technically, SHE's ed :wtf: :haha: |
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| Protege |
a really cute, 21 year old virgin.
youve died and gone to heaven. |
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| lücid |
| you should spread some AIDS on your dick and teach her a lesson for being a slutty little whore. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| you should put it in her pooper and tell her sex is for after marriage |
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| StanVoid |
| question: Why hasn't a really cute girl lost her virginity by 21? If she's real hot, that mean she has guys tripping over her constantly - so she must reject all the opportunities that come her way. A girl like that usually has strong reasons for preserving her virginity and it's just strange that all of a sudden she's asking others to find someone to her. Pls explain! |
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| all-nite-freak |
its not true
a virgin wants to bang him, but she makes whale noises when she sleeps and needs a toilet with sport suspension;) |
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| kid nyce |
you can always play the game - let me just put the tip in
and then see how that goes |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
you should spread some AIDS on your dick and teach her a lesson for being a slutty little whore. |
you should be more supportive myra |
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