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Masons Big Adventure
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
It's looking bad people. Mason has been looking after himself & is now allowed to roam free around society. Without Orbax there to monitor his mental patterns, Masons brain has gone all Akira blobish!! This has been going on for around a month now. I heard rumours that he has migrated away from his home & into a pre-school yard. In this yard he discovered a drink fountain & has declared it his territory & now sits perched on top of it wearing a newspaper mask & wielding a stapler. Im not sure where he sleeps at night, but it is believed that he is building a mobile laboratory out of sticks, twigs and old women’s pubic hair. I believe it has come to the point where Mason is slowly mutating into a beaver!
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| Demoted |
| lol, beaver making forts outta old womens' pubes. Oh the iron knee. |
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| Orbax |
| Dude we need to get drunk online and crash TA again soon |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Dude we need to get drunk online and crash TA again soon |
Agreed. This will need time, organisation, strategies, erect nipples and bubble wrap!! *cracks open beer* |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Agreed. This will need time, organisation, strategies, erect nipples and bubble wrap!! *cracks open beer* |
w00t! i'll bring the flaccid penis ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| im not talking to you anymore Mason! Stop replying to my threads about you!! :mad: |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
im not talking to you anymore Mason! Stop replying to my threads about you!! :mad: |
you can try to stop my replies, but you can never stop the chemical castration agent I've been placing in your drinks
In about two weeks we'll finally be able to share everything together!
drink up!
edit: i'm retarded lololololololololololol |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| I lost my penis years ago in a public speaking incident. Those people in the old folks home are probably keeping my penis in some vinegar right at this moment |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
I lost my penis years ago in a public speaking incident. Those people in the old folks home are probably keeping my penis in some vinegar right at this moment |
i would rescue it for you but you called me a beaver and the jokes would never stop once i clutched it...you'll just have to get it yourself.
*folds arms and turns around* |
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| Masonious |
| think i'm gonna hop on the R6 and go for a quick jaunt through town...perchance I shall come across alcohol during this jaunt. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
dude, anyone that holds/rescues my penis becomes a HERO!!
If you come accross some haunt during this jaunt, and she is hot, make shaunt you take one for the team. ;) ;) ;)
Note: by "haunt" I mean deceased female recently resurrected from the death, of course! :rolleyes: |
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| Masonious |
Wow, my adrenaline is pumping, just raced a dude driving a modified WRX STI on my R6 through a pretty twisty road. He now knows what it’s like to use your nuts as a ping pong paddle while playing against Zhuang Zedong who is using a snooker ball after the ass beatery he just had handed to him.
As an aside, I almost died.
However, I got my alcohol and am now drinking it. In fact I just washed down one of Walker's amitriptyline with it. |
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