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How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once? (pg. 4)
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| jonze234 |
me = neo
5 year olds = agent smith
it'd be just like the scene from matrix reloaded.
a good strategy for the fight would be to tell the 5 year olds that you have cooties. those little s would run away. |
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| Protege |
My little cousin is 5 and has been in tae kwan do (sp?) for a year now. I dont mess with that nigga.
Id probably go to the movies first to get my hatred for kids all riled up. Then maybe 30 or so. Theyd have a hard time taking me down. meow. |
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| charon |
bahahaha, best thread evar.
I would pay to see this go down. |
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| DJ Lucas |
| are the kids allowed to bite? if so, i'd say 15 at the most... |
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| Yan |
The world's supply ten times over.
I play video games. :gsmile: |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Lucas
are the kids allowed to bite? if so, i'd say 15 at the most... |
If swinging one around by the legs is allowed, I'd assume biting is, as well. |
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| Psy-T |
with shoes on, ~50
without shoes, less than 15 |
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| eXo |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Lucas
are the kids allowed to bite? |
Yep |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
me = neo
5 year olds = agent smith
it'd be just like the scene from matrix reloaded. |
That's exactly the mental image I had in mind :p |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by eXo
The specifics:
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.
So... how many five-year-olds could you take down? |
In kindergarten, I got so mad because this kid wouldnt shut up, I threatened to hit him in hit face, but the teacher was just around the corner and heard me. I was in a religious school, so of course i got the beating. |
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| makija |
dont know but i think alot
once i was in situation like that where i was outnumbered haha in the bar outside on patio you grab one of thoes big ambrelas put it on sholders and start spining as someone said up there its sick how many you can knock out without geting tired
but as for kids man that would be massacre all over again :haha:
mine question is now what if you got some combat training ? doesnt matter what ( street fight , army training , some martial art ) anything would that be equal to them or no ? haha if not a problem ? then twisting heads off would be easyest run arround break necks and drop them like they are hot !
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how many 5 yearolds could she EAT
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| infinity HiGH |
LOL this thread is awesome.
First thing I'd do is run at them full speed and bodycheck/clothesline as many of them down as possible. After that I'd elbow drop the ones already down, and while on the ground I'd spin my legs "kara-tay" style to sweep down any kids that'd try to get near me.
Then I'd probably get tired and just say it. So about 10. |
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