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Weirdest blind date EVER
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| DjConfessions |
my friend from one of my part jobs recently got me aquainted online with a girl that looking for someone to go out with. So i've talked to her online a few times and she's cool and all. So we decide to meet today.
o my ing god, this was the weirdest girl EVER.
I think he purposely set me up with this girl because i have psych problems and i think she definitely has some personality disorders, and i guess that would be funny for him.
So I meet her (of all place) at a LAN center. I'd never seen her before in any pics, but she was incredibly pretty and fit. We get in my car and we drive to the mall. And we start talking.
here's the thing. Ok, at work, me and my co-workers sometimes like to play around and "meow" while we are ringing up customers. This girl was meowing and purring the whole ride to the mall. She would be "and I'm going to be going to UCSD next spring....meow." I didn't know what the she was doing. Ok, the purring sort of sounded like the noise you make during casual sex. mmmm, mmphhh, mmmm.
The next thing, and this was was like WTF. We finished with the mall and she wanted to go to the park. As we started driving out the parking lot, she said the most WTF thing I've heard in MY LIFE.
"Are you still mad that i didnt sleep with you last time? Cus i can change that"
So i go "you know, i've never met you before in real life before today."
and she goes "oh. i must be thinking of someone else."
Then she asked me if i smoke weed or drink beer. I say no. AND SHE GET PISSED OFF AT ME FOR THAT. She starts talking in this serious tone scolding me for not smoking or drinkin and then she goes "i don't want to talk to you any more." I ask her if she wants to go home. She says "No, let's still go to the park but don't make me mad anymore."
Almost there and then she asks me "do u like the smell of gasoline?" I'm like ::ugh:: "i guess." and then for the rest of the trip she tells me about all her huffing experiences with different smells.
This one was pretty stupid but there was a small bump on the road and when I hit it she goes "omg, i swear i saw blood come out from the tires. i think u hit something." I just ignored it. I was getting really ing annoyed, but i just figured another hour or so and we'll be done.
The park was much better. She seemed much more SANE and we talked about our jobs and whatever. Then she ing goes back the drugs. (she told me she goes to church twice a day, so maybe this is wat led it:) She says it must have been gods will for us to meet so she can make me
She talks about us going to her friend, Cassie's out, who she can't stress enough looks like a mix between Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson, so we can all take ecstasy and get drunk.
and she gives horrible ing directions. WTF? I made a right turn, left turn, left turn, right turn and we were back on the same ing road we started.
"hey, i'll call u tonite ok?" right, i never gave her my ing phone number.
she's incredibly pretty though, should i talk to her again? |
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| Danny Ocean |
| yes she sounds like a wildcat. i'de definitely do drugs with her and her like a beast. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| is she hotter then the albanian? |
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| Danny Ocean |
| we need pics to see if the "juice is worth the squeeze". |
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| washout |
i saw alot of text and didnt read.
as a drunk person, i now interpret this thread as a poop sandwich. |
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| gwrmarines |
When she said "Are you still mad that i didnt sleep with you last time? Cus i can change that"
You should have said...
Yes, yes i am. Lets go to my place. |
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| take5 |
OMG YOU DONT SMOKE WEED? ARE YOU LIKE AN ALIEN OR SOMETHING?
on a side note, you should bang her... hard. and maybe her friend too |
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| ak87 |
u got setup for a joke
think it thru
u got setup
sorry dude
but if u can, get a peice :gsmile: |
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| Theresa |
Wow, that makes mine seem way less worse.
LOL! |
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| fitom tiel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Wow, that makes mine seem way less worse.
LOL! |
But not more better? |
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| kadomony |
the crazy ones are always the best lays
go 4 it dude. but realize if she gets attached to you, it's gonna be tough to leave her :haha: |
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