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| Zild |
| So tonight I agree to give this guy a ride to some apartment across the street from my house on Callaghan in San Antonio. So this girl is with the guy and she really needs nose candy because she lets us know. Then she slightly insults me and me being the person I am I issue her final warning not to insult me again in my own vehicle. Then she does it again. I laugh at her and she gazes at me with an air of misuderstanding. By this point we are already exiting the highway and entering a service station. I calmly inform her that due to her insubordinace she will be exiting the vehicle when we come to a complete stop. She balks, and I repeat my previous statement. She looks at the guy who brought her along and he gives hear a 'get out of the truck' look, so she does. We slam the door shut and tear off turning back onto the highway. It was beautiful. |
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| DJ_Ballistic |
| was she hot?:thepirate |
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| Zild |
| Very hot. I forgot an important part she is from Detroit and doesn't know very many people in Texas. |
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| Inconspicuous |
pwned. Nice work, indeed.
...whoa...I just realized that they didn't both get out...damn, that's harsh. So approximately how many words were spoken the rest of the trip? |
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| Zild |
| we were both laughing our asses off all the way home. I mean unless he wanted to catch a walk home too but he knew better. |
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| DJ_Ballistic |
wait......wait
there was a hot girl and a guy in ur car, and u chose to kick the girl out? |
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| Zild |
| True it sounds like a gay dave story but she was asking for it. We drove back around to pick her up but it was more fun just to speed off when she saw us. I mean I can always get my dick sucked for less than I spend on MJ and beer. |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic
there was a beligerent cokehead who you don't know at all and a sane human being who may live across the street from you in ur car, and u chose to kick the right one out. |
Fixed. |
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| Zild |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inconspicuous
Fixed. |
See you understand me. Nath just has premature ejaculation. No hot female is worth getting your dick bit off. |
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| DJ_Ballistic |
| haha whats life without a risk or two.............or herpes? |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic
haha whats life without a risk or two? |
longer. |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic
haha whats life without a risk or two.............or herpes? |
Not yours.
...sorry, but that was too easy. |
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