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Desperate for Water
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| jesteraver |
Got this in my junk mail today...
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little
old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $5.
"The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an
overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water
first."
"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy
a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will
find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom.
Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he
staggered back.
"Your brother won't let me in without a tie."
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| Allied Nations |
| Hahahah! So completely appropriate! |
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| DJ Charlie |
I don't see anything funny in this, smart ass.
this joke would have been better without the taliban and jew thing. |
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| Zeiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Charlie
I don't see anything funny in this, smart ass.
this joke would have been better without the taliban and jew thing. |
jesse, im sorry but its not funny! |
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| Alex |
| It is funny, I laughed so hard I swallowed an icecube, not the rapper, he's not my type. |
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| Zeiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Alex
It is funny, I laughed so hard I swallowed an icecube, not the rapper, he's not my type. |
whatever man :D |
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| Marcus007 |
| I had a good chuckle. :P |
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| Tag |
gezzz you guys are so anal.
it was actaully semi funny.
lighten up you meth heads. |
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