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F*** YOU ~ I'm From Texas (pg. 2)
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| sasslife |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Shibby
Next thing we know, Hilary Clinton will be calling herself a New Yorker. |
Sorry.. im reading all the replies.. Whats the difference where you are from.. Your all americans?!?!
Is it the US equivalant to London/Essex?? |
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| DaveSZ |
I am a Texican myself.
Eh, the stereotypes are mostly true.
Here's a couple of bumperstickers I've seen:
"My carpenter is a Jewish cowboy"
"Jesus or Hell"
"In case of rapture car will be unmanned"
"Stop global whining"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas |
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| MisterOpus1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSZ
I am a Texican myself.
Eh, the stereotypes are mostly true.
Here's a couple of bumperstickers I've seen:
"My carpenter is a Jewish cowboy"
"Jesus or Hell"
"In case of rapture car will be unmanned"
"Stop global whining"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas |
Hehe, yeah I've seen a few of those here in Kansas as well. But living in Librul Lawrence, the lovely college town that it is, I tend to see some other interesting bumperstickers, such as:
"In case of rapture, can I have your car?"
"Jesus was my co-pilot, but then we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him"
"Buck Fush"
"Don't ask me what happened, I voted for Kerry"
And so on. Nice to be in a little librul oasis out here :D. |
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| MisterOpus1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Q5echo
let's see...a failed 80's oil man...former owner of the Texas Rangers...successful two term Governor (prolly a third). if you ever heard the term; "if it walks, talks and acts like a duck..."
let me ask you this. do you think his brother "Jeb" is a real Floridian?
from John Hinderacker a couple days ago.
from Kathleen Parker
no offence, but do you think a real Texan would give a damn? |
Did you honestly expect anything less from Hindraker, the bootlicking asskisser that he is? Jesus that little tripe essay wouldn't be so damn laughable if it wasn't so outlandishly ing ridiculous. My God, Bush is really that intellectually curious?
I must have monkeys growing out of my ass lately or something..... |
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| MisterOpus1 |
Oh , I think I just had wine go up my nose. Did Hindraker really say this?:
| quote: | "It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can't get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another . . ."
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/011183.php |
Was he being serious? Jesus. I mean, Jesus Christ. Wow.
God I can't stop laughing. That's really the ing most precious statement I've seen in a long, long while! ROTFL or whatever the that means - I'm on the floor laughing my ing guts out!
Oh damn. I think I really needed that. Thanks, John. That was just plain ing terrific!
I can't stop!!!!! Jesus!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh God......help!!!!! Please?!?!?!?!?! My ribs hurt!!!!!!! , I'm crying now......this is sooooooo bad! I gotta go....... |
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| MisterOpus1 |
I still can't stop!!!!!!!!
JEBUS THIS IS JUST SICK!!!!!!!!
Help me, somebody! |
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| MisterOpus1 |
Actually, this quote from Hindraker stopped me from gutbusting for a second:
| quote: | | His persona is very much that of the big brother |
Indeed it is. How poignant.
The Mrs. is reading 1984 for her bookclub. Scaring the out of her. These are indeed mysterious times. |
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| Renegade |
| quote: | Originally posted by MisterOpus1
Oh , I think I just had wine go up my nose. Did Hindraker really say this?:
Was he being serious? Jesus. I mean, Jesus Christ. Wow. |
No, it's true see. He's like a latter day James Joyce, deliberately breaking down all the barriers of prose and grammar in the English language for the sake of art. Every sentence clumsily uttered is really just a closely layered pun, unconfined by the stifling syntax of everyday English. No doubt, when his genius is finally acknowledged by that retrograde intellectual effete, his public musings will become like a bottomless font of delight and intrigue for generations of literary scholars to come. |
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| biodigit |
| omg Opus and Renaegade! You guys are cracking me up! I dont think I've laughed this much in a long long long time! :haha: :haha: |
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| Fir3start3r |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renegade
No, it's true see. He's like a latter day James Joyce, deliberately breaking down all the barriers of prose and grammar in the English language for the sake of art. Every sentence clumsily uttered is really just a closely layered pun, unconfined by the stifling syntax of everyday English. No doubt, when his genius is finally acknowledged by that retrograde intellectual effete, his public musings will become like a bottomless font of delight and intrigue for generations of literary scholars to come. |
omg hahahahaaha! :stongue: |
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| Konijn |
| molly ivins + jim hightower + d:fuse + the d.o.c. + the geto boys = best texas exports :) |
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| Q5echo |
a man among men right there. |
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