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So I had this strange convo...
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| bananas |
pvdAngel: Hi
bananas: hello
bananas: who is this?
pvdAngel: just a someone?
bananas: A someone I know?
pvdAngel: nope
bananas: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
pvdAngel: well sorrrrrry
pvdAngel: I just wanted to chat with you
bananas: why?
pvdAngel: nevermind your an
bananas: Hey wait a minute
pvdAngel: yes?
bananas: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
pvdAngel: paranoid?
bananas: yes
pvdAngel: of what?
pvdAngel: me?
bananas: No. I'm in hiding.
pvdAngel: LOL
bananas: Don't ing laugh at me!
bananas: This is serious!
pvdAngel: What are you hiding from?
bananas: The cops.
pvdAngel: gimme a ing break
bananas: I'm serious.
pvdAngel: I don't get it
bananas: The cops are after me.
pvdAngel: For what?
bananas: I'm wanted in three states
pvdAngel: For???
bananas: It's kindof embarrasing.
bananas: I had sex with a turkey.
bananas: Hello?
pvdAngel: You are ing sick.
bananas: Send me your picture.
pvdAngel: why?
bananas: so I know you aren't one of them.
pvdAngel: One of what?
bananas: The cops.
pvdAngel: I'm not a cop i told you
bananas: Then send me your picture.
pvdAngel: hold on
bananas: Hurry up.
bananas: Are you there?
bananas: you, cop!
pvdAngel: Hey sorry
pvdAngel: I had to do something for my mom.
bananas: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bananas: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bananas: Weren't you!?
pvdAngel: thats not it
bananas: Then what?
pvdAngel: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bananas: Most cops aren't
pvdAngel: IM NOT A ING COP YOU !
bananas: Then send me the picture.
pvdAngel: fine. What's your e-mail?
bananas: Just send it through here.
pvdAngel: alright *PIC*
pvdAngel: Did you get it?
bananas: Hold on. I'm looking.
pvdAngel: That was me back in may
pvdAngel: I've lost weight since then.
bananas: I hope so
pvdAngel: what?!?
pvdAngel: that hurt my feelings.
bananas: Did it?
pvdAngel: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bananas: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
pvdAngel: yes
bananas: Alright let me find it.
pvdAngel: kks
bananas: Okay here it is. *PIC*
pvdAngel: this isn't you.
bananas: I'll be damned if it ain't!
pvdAngel: You don't look like that.
bananas: How the hell do you know?
pvdAngel: cause your profile has another picture.
bananas: The profile pic is a fake.
bananas: I use it to hide from the cops.
pvdAngel: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bananas: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bananas: Not to mention all the groceries.
pvdAngel: Go yourself
bananas: I was going to until I saw that picture
bananas: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
pvdAngel: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
pvdAngel: You've done nothing but slam me.
pvdAngel: you hurt me.
bananas: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
pvdAngel: I thought you were bullting me!
bananas: Why would I do that?
pvdAngel: I can't believe that cops are after you
bananas: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
pvdAngel: FUC YOU!!!
bananas: You'd break both of his legs.
pvdAngel: You're a ing .
pvdAngel: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
pvdAngel: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bananas: Ok. I'm sorry.
pvdAngel: No you aren't
bananas: You're right. I'm not.
bananas: HAARRRRR!
pvdAngel: I'm done with you
bananas: Aww. I'm sorry.
pvdAngel: I'm putting you on ignore
bananas: Wait a sec
bananas: We got off on the wrong foot.
bananas: Wanna start over?
pvdAngel: No
bananas: I'll eat your
pvdAngel: You'll what?
bananas: You heard me.
bananas: I said I'd eat your .
pvdAngel: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bananas: Do I need a hard-on to eat your ?
pvdAngel: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bananas: Well I'm not like most men.
bananas: I get excited in different ways.
pvdAngel: Like what?
bananas: Do you really wanna know?
pvdAngel: I don't know
bananas: You have to tell me yes or no.
pvdAngel: I'm afraid to
bananas: Why?
pvdAngel: cause
bananas: cause why?
pvdAngel: well lets see
pvdAngel: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
pvdAngel: doesn't that seem strange to you?
bananas: Nope
pvdAngel: well its strange to me
bananas: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
pvdAngel: I didn't say that
bananas: So is that a yes?
pvdAngel: I guess so.
bananas: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bananas: Are you willing?
pvdAngel: What do you need me to do?
bananas: I need you talk like a pirate.
pvdAngel: ???
bananas: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bananas: ok?
bananas: Hello?
pvdAngel: You can't be serious
bananas: Oh yes I am!
bananas: It's my fantasy.
pvdAngel: this is retarded
bananas: Do you want it or not?
pvdAngel: Yes I want it.
bananas: Then you'll do it for me?
pvdAngel: sure
bananas: Ok. Here we go.
bananas: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bananas: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bananas: I softly begin to tounge your wet .
bananas: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
pvdAngel: mmmm yeah
bananas: uh oh ...going limp.
pvdAngel: Har
bananas: You gotta do better than that!
bananas: Your picture was really bad.
pvdAngel: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bananas: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your get more moist with every stroke.
bananas: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bananas: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bananas: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
pvdAngel: mmmmmm you are good
bananas: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
bananas: going limp
pvdAngel: HARRRRRRR
bananas: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bananas: You begin to sway back and forth.
bananas: going limp
pvdAngel: this is stupid
bananas: ...still limp
bananas: Do it!
pvdAngel: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bananas: I turn you around to lick your .
bananas: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bananas: I see nuggets hanging from the hair around your .
pvdAngel: WTF?!?!?
bananas: They stink really bad.
pvdAngel: OMG STOP!!!
bananas: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bananas: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bananas: I ram it up your ass.
pvdAngel: YOURE A ING PYSCHO!!
bananas: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bananas: And turn you into a ing candy apple...
bananas: I kick you in the face!
pvdAngel: YOU !!
bananas: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bananas: Your parrot flys away.
bananas: ...going limp again.
bananas: Hello?
bananas: Say it!
bananas: HAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! |
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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by bananas
bananas: I see nuggets hanging from the hair around your .
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| both of you should be pushed down a steep mountain. her for getting upset for every word that's said, and you for trying too hard. |
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| pvdAngel |
:stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha:
off. This is utter BS. Don't make me go all Mikey Mike on you.  |
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| Temperate |
| omg, lol that was funny |
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| KilldaDJ |
| i swear ive read that same conversation somewhere |
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| jdat |
nice use of the Replace All function in your word processor :p
if you guys think that's really bananas and pvdAngel
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| pvdAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
i swear ive read that same conversation somewhere |
+1
Just what I was going to say. I wonder how many times he posted this 'hilarious' using other names. |
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| KilldaDJ |
thanks for clearing that up jdat
i thought i was having deja vu |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| then i have to retract my statement about the steep mountains. i'll replace it with a raised thumb instead. keep it up. |
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| jdat |
DJ Mikey Mike: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
pvdAngel: Aight.
DJ Mikey Mike: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
pvdAngel: I slip out of my pants, just for you, DJ Mikey Mike.
DJ Mikey Mike: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
pvdAngel: Oh, I like to play dress up.
DJ Mikey Mike: Me too baby.
pvdAngel: I kiss you softly on your chest.
DJ Mikey Mike: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
pvdAngel: Hey...
DJ Mikey Mike: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
pvdAngel: Funny I still don't see it.
DJ Mikey Mike: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
pvdAngel: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
DJ Mikey Mike: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
DJ Mikey Mike: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
pvdAngel: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
DJ Mikey Mike: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
DJ Mikey Mike: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
DJ Mikey Mike: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
DJ Mikey Mike: Baby?
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pvdAngel: Ok, are you ready?
DJ Mikey Mike: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
pvdAngel: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
DJ Mikey Mike: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
pvdAngel: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
pvdAngel: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
DJ Mikey Mike: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
pvdAngel: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
DJ Mikey Mike: Oh ****
pvdAngel: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
DJ Mikey Mike: Oh ****
DJ Mikey Mike: damn I gotta write down your names or something |
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| pvdAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
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What happened to bloodninja? Poor guy.
Don't let Mikey see this. He would have to be hit on the back of the head with fluff if you were to ever imagine him like that.
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