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| quote: | Originally posted by RobSt*r
This is my favourite Pirate sex move.
Its called the Angry pirate:
To perform the angry pirate, one must "pretend" to ejaculate when having doggy style sex. This can be achived by spitting on her back. When she turns to see the plentifull bounty on her back, you then "for real" ejaculate in her eye.
She will be upset, and probably try to hit you or attack in some manner. This is when you give her a Karate chop to the knee.
As you run away in tears from laughter, if you turn to look behind you, as she comes towards you in anger, with one hand covering the shell shocked eye, and limping from the karate chop to the knee, it should resemble an ANGRY PIRATE
Yarrrrrr
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HAHAHAHA, that's so awesome! LOL :stongue: :stongue:
| quote: | Originally posted by geroin
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my favourite pirate movie
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FUNNY enough, my buddy nate's gf Jenna showed me this movie when I was over at their place in the spring! She loves it, LOL.
It was her favourite porn movie actually, she paid ing like 80$ or soomething for it! It wasnt cheap! :eek: |
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