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Do you have a giant penis?
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| Julie_Spyder |
| sorry no Penis here |
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| washcity |
| im sure they have large vagina forums somewhere |
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| Trance4Eternity |
| Yes! Finally a sight that I can Relate too!!:D |
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| dospunk |
There is actually some hilarious stuff in this site. I found this one really funny. I wanted to read some other ones but the server somehow found out that I dont have a giant schlong and it booted me out.
Parents jealous of 11+ inches
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I had a real normal childhood -- little league, training wheels, nintendo. My parents were happy and as an only child I recieved as much attention as I wanted. Things were great, and I was loving life. Until my Dad got a peak at my 11+ inches. I had always thought my huge was normal size -- I mean, what did I have to compare it too? My parents hadn't seen my since they bathed me when I was maybe 8 or 9 -- that is, until I fell in Lake George during our annual family vacation. After I fell in, Dad pulled me out and took the motorboat back to the cabin and tossed me some fresh clothes to change into out in the front lawn so I wouldn't track water all trough the house and damage the floors. I stripped down outside and changed into the dry clothes, and when I looked up I noticed the cabin window drapes mysteriously draw to an abrupt close. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but that would mark the first time my Dad saw my 11+ inches.
Things were okay for a while. I found it odd that my Dad would often enter the bathroom while I was bathing and pull aside the shower curtain and ask me some banal question that, really, could have waited till later, but I still was very much oblivious to the fact that my 11+ inches was so much bigger than Dad's meager 5 1/2.
At dinner one night Dad threw his plate of lemon herb chicken on the floor and pointed at me with his fork, screaming: "You think you're better than me, hotshot!" And I was just plain confused. My huge was the only I had ever seen, and thus I felt it was completely normal. Well, I went to the gym with Dad one day when I was 16, and I noticed something odd in the changing room -- my 11+ inches was way bigger than these guys meager cocks. I guess I felt cool, but I really didn't think much of it.
Soon Mom got wind of my huge cock. I could feel her staring at the prominent bulge in my shorts as I walked around the house, practically drooling over my 11+ inches. One day she came into the bathroom while I was showering -- and she was naked. She opened up the shower curtain and her eyes never rose up to my face. I had been masturbating so my huge was at it's full 11+ inches. She said: "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't realize anybody was in here"
I said: "Uh, you didn't hear the water running?"
She didn't answer, but instead asked: "Would you like me to leave and come back later?"
I was like: "Um, yeah."
By this time, I started to understand: my parents were jealous of my huge, 11+ inch cock. Mom was jealous Dad's was only a meager 5 1/2 inches, and Dad wad jealous that he didn't have a huge like his son. Soon, my folks wouldn't even hardly talk to me. I'd ask a question like: "Where is the newspaper?" and they'd be like, "Why don't you ask your huge cock?" |
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| Trance4Eternity |
To be honest with you, I bet ya 90% of these dudes have like a 3" cock. That forum was probably started by some in dork that never gets laid in hopes of boosting his own confidence. Ever heard that saying, those who brag about their unit usually dont have much and those that dont, well ladies, watch out for these dudes.
Thats my 2 cents, and I dont think I'm that far off either.
Funny site though.:D |
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| helm |
| I think most of those dudes don't have a at all! |
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| OrZonE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Julie_Spyder
sorry no Penis here |
Poor girl:sadgreen: , how do you live with yourself? :stongue: |
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| LoopStyle |
| heh.. 11inch that's a little boys wang. Big hank here got one of them 15inchers.:D |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| i want 32 seconds of my life back. |
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| OrZonE |
Umm, ok...:rolleyes: |
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