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Akridrot
Dude67 looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."






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Two children were in a doctor's waiting room.
Missdevil, the little girl was softly sobbing.

"Why are you crying?" asked Dude67, the little boy.

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said Missdevil.

When he heard this, Dude67 started to wail.

"Why are you crying?" asked Missd.


NEXT JOKE:
The next day, their little brother runs up, saying: "sgfkljds gflkfjd g 0fd0fdig-0gid gfdgfgfgfgfgf,,,,,.m mmmmagagggggggggggggg" *dribbles*.
Mother says: "shut up, Fridge".












One day...
a little boy runs up to his mother, saying "mummy, mummy! Why am I called Leaf?"
His Mother replies: "because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head".

The next day, his little sister runs up, saying "mummy, mummy! Why am I called Petal?"
Mother replies: "because when you were a baby, a petal fell on your head".



:stongue:
Heesh
:wtf:
stren
energy is backwards
KilldaDJ
and he said mushroom! roofl
Spacey Orange
evar idea worst
Mr.Mystery
You just keep on outdoing yourself.
Akridrot
quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
You just keep on outdoing yourself.


One day I'll be so good, even Nou will blush at my skills.
Theresa
It was pointless.

I read the punchline, then read the joke, and then went back to read the punchline.

It takes all the funny away.

Way to ruin jokes :p
Rainborn
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Originally posted by Akridrot
One day I'll be so good, even Nou will blush at my skills.




His head is so big, that all of the blood in his body will be needed to blush properly - He'll black out.
Omega_M
and he was like...you betta recognize the idiot in me !!

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No joke in here. A true statement about the thread starter :gsmile:

Akridrot
Nearly 8 hours since I started this thread, and that's the best you could come up with? Pitiful.

From the looks of it, you seem pretty proud of your lame attempt at humor. How sad.

Try harder next time. Maybe you'll get a pat on the back.
Omega_M
quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Nearly 8 hours since I started this thread, and that's the best you could come up with? Pitiful.

From the looks of it, you seem pretty proud of your lame attempt at humor. How sad.

Try harder next time. Maybe you'll get a pat on the back.


The threadstarter takes the cake..considering that after 8 hours, there are about 10 odd posts including 2 made by you. And none of the other posts seem to appreciate your bright backward joke idea. And if you read my post carefully, I've clearly said there's no joke in it :rolleyes:

So yeah,
quote:
Try harder next time. Maybe you'll get a pat on the back.
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