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| vmc |
- What does a blonde put on her ears to make herself more attractive?
- Legs |
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| fruktsoppa |
haha, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!
first I thought that she hade ear-rings that looked like legs, but after a sec I understood..
thx m8 fopr that one! |
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| Julie_Spyder |
HA HA HA
FUNNY,... well sorta.. but yea.. lol:toothless
i'm not like that |
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| Cosmo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Julie_Spyder
i'm not like that |
If you're like this:
| quote: | | :eyes: yup Thats me.. thats how i look at life.. Wide and OPEN |
than your eyes are more than enough to get someone's attention! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| vmc |
I'm not sure about the proper translation, but...
- What is a blonde doing on her knees in front of the doors?
- Pulling... |
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| OrZonE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cosmo
If you're like this:
than your eyes are more than enough to get someone's attention! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
Hehe, nice. LMAO :D
Funny, joke btw (the 1st one). The 2nd one i don't get... |
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| vmc |
| quote: | Originally posted by vmc
I'm not sure about the proper translation, but...
- What is a blonde doing on her knees in front of the doors?
- Pulling... |
Sorry I burned that joke... Here it is:
- Why is a blonde on her knees in front of the shop doors?
- Because there's a sign 'PULL'
I hope you get it now... If not, I explain it. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
cosm - buuuurrrrrn. ;):D
ahh..blonde jokes..heh..
how does a blonde like her eggs?
-unfertilized
what's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
-one's a phoney buck
how do you confuse a blonde?
-you don't. they're born that way. :D |
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| Cosmo |
How to make a blonde busy?
Give her a piece of paper sain' on both side: "Turn me, please" :D |
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| NY1004 |
| HAAHA oh man I loved that first joke. WHo doesn't like a good blonde joke? These are classics. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
what's the first thing a blonde does after having sex?
-opens the car door to stretch her legs. ;) |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
what's the first thing a blonde does after having sex?
-opens the car door to stretch her legs. ;) |
hehehehe, classic oldie! |
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