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In the news... Woman guilty of nuking her fake weiner to pass a urine test.
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| Abercrombie |
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Woman pleads guilty in fake penis case
Fri Sep 15, 6:51 AM ET
MCKEESPORT, Pa. - A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.
Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.
Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.
The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.
The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.
Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."
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source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060915...ake_penis_scare
Um... ok. |
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| TranceGrooves |
| bahahahahahha |
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| neuromancer |
| hahaha .. i can not believe it~! |
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| Abercrombie |
| I knew there was something in the penal code against that! |
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| TheTranceKing |
| haha there are some weird people out there:crazy: :eyespop: |
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| Matt |
| the microwave cost $425? |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Matt
the microwave cost $425? |
Well... it's an industrial microwave, the ones with pre-set times, and be pretty indestructable. We got one at work. It's a safe bet that the store is required to have a "commercial" microwave by law. They meet all kind of bizzare standards that your regular appliances don't have to.
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| Abercrombie |
OK, here's a video report on the couple. The dude looks pissed.
http://kdka.com/local/local_story_256085658.html
... and if the story doesn't make you want to watch it, then maybe this cutie reporter will;
She is now officially the cutest reporter I have ever seen in my life (yes, cuter than the French one). |
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| Stingray |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
Well... it's an industrial microwave, the ones with pre-set times, and be pretty indestructable. We got one at work. It's a safe bet that the store is required to have a "commercial" microwave by law. They meet all kind of bizzare standards that your regular appliances don't have to.
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Yeah. They probably emit less radiation so the people using them so they don't sue 7-11 for getting cancer. Good ol' USA. |
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| smuncky |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
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mmmmm....thats nice |
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| evil_cookie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
She is now officially the cutest reporter I have ever seen in my life (yes, cuter than the French one). |
IMPOSSIBLE!
she's flawless. :disbelief |
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