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Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
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geroin
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html

:sadgreen:
TranceGrooves
well the witchdoctor was right.
problem fixed.
no ejaculation at all <--> no pre mature ejaculation!

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
Abercrombie
Richard Gere moonlighting as a doctor now?
MikeyN
We have the technology, we can rebuild him. :wtf:
milos
stop PM-ing me, i don't know the guy!
Abercrombie
So is that what they say in Serbia... here we say go fcuk a duck... but we don't take it literally.
samhouse
rofl...
for that he deserves what he gets...

in idiot
StereoPrincess
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Originally posted by milos
stop PM-ing me, i don't know the guy!


lol!
patpicos
quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
So is that what they say in Serbia... here we say go fcuk a duck... but we don't take it literally.


arabs say go a goat :D
Abercrombie
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Originally posted by devnull
arabs say go a goat :D


My favourite is 'add ma emmak neketo la bayyak men tizo, hebil fik men bayadto.'

starsearcher
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: that's awesome! Poor guy....
n!kola
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Originally posted by milos
stop PM-ing me, i don't know the guy!


hahahaha,right...:toocool:
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