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Florida man takes 50-foot dive for $20 (pg. 2)
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
When one falls 50 feet into water they tend to go beneith the surface for some distance.... say 10-15 feet. If the river is not as deep as the distance one would normally travel through water when one impacts it at such a velocity then it is quite understandable this person would be injured. |
You just ruined my very simple joke with an over-elaborate explanation. :( |
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| DarkAngel |
| If I had a nickel for every one of these goddamn Florida threads I'd have enough to buy a new laptop. Way to go again, grooviebeats! Why don't you find to post about Wyoming instead? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
You just ruined my very simple joke with an over-elaborate explanation. :( |
Such was my intent..... Since your joke wasn't funny I figured it should be countered with an equally dull response. You're slipping dude. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Such was my intent..... Since your joke wasn't funny I figured it should be countered with an equally dull response. You're slipping dude. |
Retired from Crackhead Alliance and moved on to Quality Control. 'Tis a sad day. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Retired from Crackhead Alliance and moved on to Quality Control. 'Tis a sad day. |
Yep, I stopped doing drugs and you stopped being funny..... I wonder if the two are related? |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Yep, I stopped doing drugs and you stopped being funny..... I wonder if the two are related? |
Oh my God. The world is truly ending! |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Yep, I stopped doing drugs and you stopped being funny..... I wonder if the two are related? |
Based on that statement, I do not think the two are related. I think what you are implying is that your perception of my humor has changed. As if to say that "When I am on drugs, I perceive Ygrene to be funny. When I am not on drugs, I do not perceive Ygrene to be funny.". With that in mind, you should've instead said: "Yep, I stopped doing drugs and I perceived that you stopped being funny..... I wonder if the two are related?" That would've been a more accurate statement.
/moral hazard |
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| Temperate |
| this thread is turning sour pickles! |
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| EXTREMUM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
When one falls 50 feet into water they tend to go beneith the surface for some distance.... say 10-15 feet. If the river is not as deep as the distance one would normally travel through water when one impacts it at such a velocity then it is quite understandable this person would be injured. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Temperate
this thread is turning sour pickles! |
More like the expiration date had passed long ago. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
what the is wrong with people in florida. |
Well $20 is alot of money for Floridians. :wtf: :p |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Based on that statement, I do not think the two are related. I think what you are implying is that your perception of my humor has changed. As if to say that "When I am on drugs, I perceive Ygrene to be funny. When I am not on drugs, I do not perceive Ygrene to be funny.". With that in mind, you should've instead said: "Yep, I stopped doing drugs and I perceived that you stopped being funny..... I wonder if the two are related?" That would've been a more accurate statement.
/moral hazard |
Very well said, however, I believe the proper way to say it would have been;
"whist heavily employing narcotics I percieved Ygrene to be funny. Since I have terminated my use of illicit drugs I have come to the realization that Ygrene is, in fact, not funny."
See the difference is in which is correct my present perception or my past perception. Given that we generally accept one's perception is more accurate when one is sober as opposed to intoxicated we should must also accept that my present perception of your humour is more accurate then my past perception. Therefore, logically, you are not funny (in my eyes). |
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