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A story about sex shops and being 18 (pg. 2)
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CONNERMAN2000
what sex toys would you buy?
pvdAngel
quote:
Originally posted by paulandrews
I believe that when the download would be at 99%, suddenly there will appear pic of Bill Gates, smiling with evil and holding a sign with "Akridot, you have to be 'his-age-plus-one' to succesfully download that!"

:wtf:


Oh man, the unpredictable nature of Microsoft! :haha:
KilldaDJ
lol u lameass
Gauss
Now wait 3 more years and make another attempt. :p
bidor
pvdAngel
quote:
Originally posted by bidor


That applies to KilldaDJ not Akridrot :p
KilldaDJ
quote:
Originally posted by pvdAngel
That applies to KilldaDJ not Akridrot :p


HOW ABOUT SOME OKRA?
bananas
U can enter sex shop whatever age you are here, no one cares. Why should they? Can't 17 year old live a normal sexual live?
EXTREMUM
quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Let me tell you a story about how funny Brooklyn is.

A year ago, my mom took me to a large supermarket. Bored, I left and wandered to a small adult video store/sex shop nearby. They had a large number of sex toys, and I wanted to check it out.

The man asked me what I wanted, and I chatted with him for a bit. He told me "Yeah, this is an adults store, come back when you're 18".

Now I'm 18, and I felt like going back to the store just for fun. So I walk in, go to the adults section and now I'm told "Sorry buddy, you have to be 21 to enter."

WTF?! They raised the age as soon as I turned 18! Why!?!?!? All I wanted was some sex toys! :whip:


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Demoted
You just need to McGyver some sex toys. I'm sure there's biodegradable options. There's obvious phallic substitutes. And for a fake vagina, I don't know, hollow out a peach. Microwave it for ten seconds or so to make it feel human I guess.

:wtf:

yujie__
YOu must be new to the adult sex toy industry
Psy-T
quote:
Originally posted by Zombie0915
wonder why it has so be 21 though, if you're legal to what is wrong with entering a porn store?

Was it one of those porn stores with the little fapping booths and the trannies hanging around all the time? That might be why I guess, the kind of porn stores that double as perv meeting grounds I could understand wanting to be 21+.


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