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Hickey problem
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| Theresa |
Alright, I don't normally post up relationship/sex problem threads, because for the last millenium I haven't had any of either to have problems with.
Don't get your hopes up, (or have your dreams dashed for some of you :p,) the hickey came from someone that I have ZERO interest in.
Ok.. last night I went out with some friends, one of which is my old roomie, whom I have had a very close relationship with. She and I are practically sisters, and I know EVERYTHING about her, and she holds nothing back from me... and I mean nothing; some of the stuff is what boys have naughty dreams about. ;)
I digress. She decided she wanted to bite me. Why? I don't know, she's weird like that. So, she attacked my neck and bit/sucked on it, and before I could wiggle out of my seat and detach my poor neck from the grips of her teeth, she had already caused damage.
Now, I have a hickey/bite mark on my neck.
Yeesh. What do I tell people when they ask me about my hickey/mark thinger? Do I say, "my friend is a spaz and decided to go vampire on me", or do I just play it off as my being clumsy somehow? One sounds totally bizarre, and the other sounds like I am lying and trying to cover my kinky sex life up (I wish.)
Bah, stupid chick! |
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| Clinkz913 |
rub some penis cream....
iono...
maybe coco butter? |
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| Allied Nations |
| Honestly is the best policy and is a sure fire way to start a killer convo! |
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| mezzir |
both will sound like you're trying to cover up your kinky sex life
if someone kinda mentions is, just give them a cheeky smile and go back to whatever you were doing |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
both will sound like you're trying to cover up your kinky sex life
if someone kinda mentions is, just give them a cheeky smile and go back to whatever you were doing |
Nice advice... totally fits my personality, seeing as that's what I do most of the time when I am trying to avoid answering something.
LOL! |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Nice advice... totally fits my personality, seeing as that's what I do most of the time when I am trying to avoid answering something.
LOL! |
its what always want to do in that situation but i just can't pull off cheeky...it always comes out somehow as condescending :p |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
its what always want to do in that situation but i just can't pull off cheeky...it always comes out somehow as condescending :p |
I hope mine is good.
I'd like to think that I look cute, with a hint of sexiness. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
I hope mine is good.
I'd like to think that I look cute, with a hint of sexiness. |
sounds about right
lol on a side note, when cropping a sig, 'eyeballing it' might not get you within size guidelines :( |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
sounds about right
lol on a side note, when cropping a sig, 'eyeballing it' might not get you within size guidelines :( |
Are you referring to your own sig? |
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| Danny Ocean |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
I hope mine is good.
I'd like to think that I look cute, with a hint of sexiness. |
i missed that "hint of sexiness" when i saw the chocolate video.:p
now i'm just picking on you!:) |
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| stren |
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| sakabatou |
Ok, so that cover story sucks.
We all know you had kinky sex and got it.
Your just trying to see that if you have a good story and play it off as a joke, it will work.
I see through these lies. |
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