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Five Levels of Hangovers....... (pg. 2)
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| Abercrombie |
Six Star Hangover (******)
Waking up next to this
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
Six Star Hangover (******)
Waking up next to this
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:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
I would be very worried with myself If I woke up to that coyote Ugly!:eek: |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by dallastar
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
I would be very worried with myself If I woke up to that coyote Ugly!:eek: |
aww, lol...she is just in need of some hair care, botox, and maybe some teeth! :toothless |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by me@t k@tie
aww, lol...she is just in need of some hair care, botox, and maybe some teeth! :toothless |
:eyes:
true dat!
I know of a place she could go, if only she could afford it.
www.spamedica.com |
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| psiico111 |
| I'm only partially ashamed to say I've reached all 5 of those levels numerous times in my life. I'm not much of a drinker anymore though so I rarely go past a level 2, more often then not it's just a 1. But due to the limited amounts of alcohol I drink I can get a good buzz off 2 beers. That has it's pluses and minuses. 6 would probably have me with the room spinning and puking. |
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| Jem_hadar |
I guess if I ever get one, its a *.
But even that's rare.
White wine and beer just dont give me hangovers 96% or more of the time, regardless of how much I drank before passing out (even when I gotta ing wake up 3 hours later to go to work at 9am! :() |
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| djozzy |
ok, now how many stars are being hangover 24 hours and yet after that you find yourself in ER and spend another 8 hours with serum?
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| malek |
whichever level you're at, DON"T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Just learned not too long ago that my best friend was hit by drunk driver while driving to work this morning, operation for 8 hours, facial and internal organs reconstruction.:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
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| gek0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
whichever level you're at, DON"T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Just learned not too long ago that my best friend was hit by drunk driver while driving to work this morning, operation for 8 hours, facial and internal organs reconstruction.:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
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never a good thing .. sorry bro |
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| Xavier Moriarty |
| quote: | Originally posted by dnmr
Just in time for the weekend, enjoy!
Five Levels of Hangovers....
One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function
relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5
cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a
steak & fries.
Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but
you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are
chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still
tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House
excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your
bowels.
Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not
productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume
reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends
dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a
gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke--yet you haven't peed
once.
Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or
else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being
late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice
clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side
of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on
while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein,
and even your hair hurts. Your ass is in perpetual spasm, and
the first of about five s you take during the day brings water
to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.
Five Star Hangover (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to take a dump results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'Floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'Floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now...
*****
So good, and so true
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you forgot NO STAR hangover:
jesus, why??? |
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| m2j |
i hardly ever get hangovers... no matter how much I drink.
the most i've gotten (after puking half my body weight) is maybe a 1 or 2 star hangovers.
I'm not sure why its so... but I'm very glad I have it. |
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| monkey_keymo |
no matter how much i drink... i'll get about a ** at worst.
oh and alcohol > drugs... IMHO :D |
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