I was at the pisser finishing up my deed and was buckling up getting ready to head out. The division warrent officer comes in pratically my boss' boss boss big guy of the division you know. I start to walk out and hes like HEY CROSSLAND HOW YA DOING? Uhhh good sir yourself? Not too bad you working hard? Mind you hes pissing and im standing there looking around hahaha it was very weird and uncomftorable... I couldnt just leave you know...
Ian
the motto of the day is to pee in the cubicles, where only the little monsters can get you. However if the person in before you flushed, you're safe
sakabatou
I hate these guys with poor hygiene.
Don't flush, don't wash hands.
I have to wait by the door til someone pushes the door open from the other side to leave the restroom. :wtf:
Orbax
he forgot to add that you have to double time it if there are feet in a stall pointing towards the door so the guy can start pooping again when you leave
Temperate
screw that... I piss on the seat
nchs09
haha that was funny
Zenchowdah
quote:
Originally posted by gwrmarines
Follow it to the T gentlemen!
-Story-
I was at the pisser finishing up my deed and was buckling up getting ready to head out. The division warrent officer comes in pratically my boss' boss boss big guy of the division you know. I start to walk out and hes like HEY CROSSLAND HOW YA DOING? Uhhh good sir yourself? Not too bad you working hard? Mind you hes pissing and im standing there looking around hahaha it was very weird and uncomftorable... I couldnt just leave you know...
had a similar situatoin with my old CO. he came in wearing his flight suit, unzipped, put his hands on his hips, leaned in, threw his head back and grinned. i didnt know what the to do.
fun thing to do during pee tests, if your command's officers facilitate them, go into the bathroom, drop the pants to the ankles, and go. they've gotta stand there, and , if you've gotta be uncomfortable, they should be too.
tubularbills
good stuff.
"not to your friend. not to your lover. not even to jesus himself".
+Edit+
once had our CoC come in as i was leaving. he said something, and i was just like, "yes sir" and walked out...even tho he continued to talk.
Zenchowdah
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Originally posted by tubularbills
good stuff.
"not to your friend. not to your lover. not even to jesus himself".
+Edit+
once had our CoC come in as i was leaving. he said something, and i was just like, "yes sir" and walked out...even tho he continued to talk.
doesnt really matter if the guy at the top likes you. unless you talk to him often
tubularbills
quote:
Originally posted by Zenchowdah
doesnt really matter if the guy at the top likes you. unless you talk to him often
nah i really didn't.
LuckyKarma
quote:
Originally posted by sakabatou
I hate these guys with poor hygiene.
Don't flush, don't wash hands.
I have to wait by the door til someone pushes the door open from the other side to leave the restroom. :wtf:
do what i do, use a paper towel to open the door and toss it in the next trash can.
