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| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
hubba hubba. This thread is just chock full of lovin'. And skeletal knights from Hades! |
all it lacks is buttsechs and vodka (or in reverse order, vodka and buttsechs) |
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| DJ RJT |
Listen matey, I know a thing or two about Jesus, and he told me the only way the we could save him and Buddha from an attacking Megalon was if Mothra out a track onto Dave Dresden's laptop, Jes Brieden puked on it, and then mashed it up with "Heaven," pressed it to vinyl and forged the vinyl with a silver nail attached to a Finlandian broadsword. We have to take the broadsword and kill Dracula, downing Megalon in a river of Draculanian blood, leaving Buddha (as an excellent swimmer) to pull Jesus to the shores of safety that are New York City, USA.
God bless America.
I clearly cannot wait for class to start. |
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| all-nite-freak |
this debate is silly.
music is mightier than the sword.
tracking treasure down killed and maimed more ears than any weapon in the history of the world.
i say make a mixer that can dispenses gum...when the dj gurns its no fun look at:tongue3 |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Listen matey, I know a thing or two about Jesus, and he told me the only way the we could save him and Buddha from an attacking Megalon was if Mothra out a track onto Dave Dresden's laptop, Jes Brieden puked on it, and then mashed it up with "Heaven," pressed it to vinyl and forged the vinyl with a silver nail attached to a Finlandian broadsword. We have to take the broadsword and kill Dracula, downing Megalon in a river of Draculanian blood, leaving Buddha (as an excellent swimmer) to pull Jesus to the shores of safety that are New York City, USA.
God bless America.
I clearly cannot wait for class to start. |
:stongue:
Jes Brieden already does way too much puking. I was designated as her bathroom buddy because people started becoming concerned. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
:stongue:
Jes Brieden already does way too much puking. I was designated as her bathroom buddy because people started becoming concerned. |
I heard she's just using laxatives now. :rolleyes: |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
I heard she's just using laxatives now. :rolleyes: |
Most definitely the reason why Motorcycle broke up. Dave Dresden himself couldn't find a way to make laxative groans become a track. Well, until they made their artist album later on with Molly Bancroft. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
Most definitely the reason why Motorcycle broke up. Dave Dresden himself couldn't find a way to make laxative groans become a track. Well, until they made their artist album later on with Molly Bancroft. |
Clearly it was Josh who found versatility in a sound that can only be described as a Pteradactyl dying of MEGA AIDS and dysentary at the same time, ting it's AIDS all over the prehistoric jungle.
Josh is brilliant. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Clearly it was Josh who found versatility in a sound that can only be described as a Pteradactyl dying of MEGA AIDS and dysentary at the same time, ting it's AIDS all over the prehistoric jungle.
Josh is brilliant. |
I used to be able to make one heck of an onomatopoiea. I called it the "pterodactyl in heat". Man did I ever get the chicks. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
I used to be able to make one heck of an onomatopoiea. I called it the "pterodactyl in heat". Man did I ever get the chicks. |
Boy howdy, I'll bet! I wish I could come up with words that look like they sound... Errr, wait... Sound like they... You know, onomatopoeia is a strange phenomenon!
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| Demoted |
*throws a chain mailled cdj 700 at the mostrosity...
a car explodes*
Oh man, this thing sells itself! |
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| DJ RJT |
Gone, but never forgotten :(
RIP Crazy Arms Guy Thing.
April 13, 431u0i57801 BCE - October 2, 2006 |
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| Demoted |
omfg comp00ter hieroglyphixxxxxxxxxxxxxsechsxz
(>^_^)> \o/ \tijs/ ~(^_^)~ --------> <(^_^<) |
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