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| Aesthetic |
Hey guys, here's my bio.. please comment and post your own if you have any.
Dave Begic's BIO - written on behalf by his Russian manager - Vladimir Jerkov
Ever since the young man begic rattled away for hours on his pots and pans, he knew he was destined to make a living from making music.
Even though he was offered large sums of money, and an island to call his own, to never touch a musical instrument or synth ever again, this stubborn **** decided to continue with his one love.
It wasn't until Dave heard the influencial sounds of DJ bobo before his music really took a turn for the best. From the hypnotic vocal hooks of "love is all around", to the enchanting but uplifting melodies of "freedom" Dave really had a passion for tripe.
Incorporating all these themes,daves music has been described as a cross between the sound of a fork being scraped across a plate, and a short fat bald man having a and a pregnant llama giving birth.
After rave reviews (mostly from clowns and the deaf) Dave went from strength to strength. With gigs playing out to packed classrooms and empty toilets, dave is surely getting a reputation as one of the top live performers.
So what does the future hold for this talented young entertainer? Things are surely looking up, with one magazine saying "Begic's music is like being repeatedly smacked around the mouth by a 70 year old's penis".
Fueling Daves already gargantuan ego, Begic has vowed to continue with his unique brand of low tempo mongolian smegma trance. Watch out for this performer. |
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| RickyM |
| LMAO excellent Dave, you fat ! |
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| Aesthetic |
Thanks douche, I just noticed your amazing bio from myspace..
This bio is written by Ricky's agent, Ramitin Balldeep. Since Ricky first started making music, he was told he had a skill that would literally be a sin to use. With remarks from family members such as "Turn that off" and "What the is that racket?", Ricky knew that he had found a passtime that would both please him, and piss off his parents.
So Ricky decided on a genre that would annoy the out of them the most - DANCE.
Things started slowly, with his early songs sounding like they were composed in a kettle. As he started to improve, it became quite clear to Ricky that most people could fart better songs than he was producing.
Despite a petition with over 5000 signatures, Ricky, being a stubborn ****, decided to continue with the production of this aural nonsense, much to the pain of any unfortunate listener.
So, what style does RickyM produce? Well, think Aqua, make it 10 times worse, put it in a blender, add in a dash of goat spunk, and sprinkle with a few drops of ball sweat. There you have it, RickyM's style of dance music.
So what next for this piss stain on the underwear of the dance scene? Well imagine packed out clubs, scores of screaming girls and universal recognition of his musical achievements. Then think of the exact opposite.
I'll leave you with this small anecdote: "When you think trance, think RickyM. When you think house, think RickyM. , when you think of the sweat gathering at the back of your ballbag, think RickyM".
Thanks for reading, and don't buy this ****'s music. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| ramitin balldeep :haha: :haha: |
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| tathi |
haha good stuff :p
i started writing my own Bio a couple of months ago but put it on the backburner, if i summon up some motivation i might finish it one day :p (or get my own manager) |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
tathi's bio:
born to a whore. was gay. sucked dick. got aids. died. |
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| tathi |
| you must be the russian manager that gave me aids fag :p |
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| batemanscott |
Begic that is pure gold farken lol!!! :stongue: :stongue:
What else is in the pipeline for u mate? |
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| DJ_Ballistic |
| quote: | Originally posted by batemanscott
What else is in the pipeline for u mate? |
Pkc!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH BA DOOM TISH
im here till thursday
try the veal |
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| batemanscott |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic
try the veal |
the veal has been good lately! :toothless |
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| RickyM |
"The Veal is good?"
"It's Vealy good"
Sorry :D |
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