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You dont have to drive the skank home after u bang her (pg. 3)
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| all-nite-freak |
| no im on my period:o :wtf: |
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| EXTREMUM |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
When u meet a skank at a club & take her home to her... You dont have to drive her home after.
This procedure has been proven effective by a friend of mine that has done it numerous times.
1. When ur done offer to drive her home.
2. On your way say u need cigarettes or something to drink.
3. Stop at a gas station or convienent store on the way.
4. Say your tired & ask her to go inside & get whatever you need while u give her the money.
5. Drive home. |
cab fare, ftw! |
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| tribu |
| omg rofflflflflfleldogfoflvflfflflrrofl |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
no im on my period:o :wtf: |
that explains your bitchiness!
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| Frenchie |
| ROFL @ this thread. ffs its good. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by dallastar
that explains your bitchiness!
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i'll take a mydol
you take 2 smoked hams and dont call me in the morning:p |
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| emc^2 |
I <3 Skanks
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| Temperate |
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| EXTREMUM |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
I <3 Skanks
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Temperate
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nice work! |
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| Sand Leaper |
Easy skanking (skankin' it easy);
Easy skanking (skankin' it slow);
Easy skanking (skankin' it easy);
Easy skanking (skankin' it slow).
Excuse me while I light my spliff; (spliff)
Good God, I gotta take a lift: (lift)
From reality I just can't drift; (drift)
That's why I am staying with this riff. (riff)
Take it easy (easy skankin');
Lord, I take it easy! (easy skankin');
Take it easy (easy skankin');
Got to take it easy (easy skankin').
See: we're takin' it easy (ooh-wah-da da-da)
We taking it slow, (ooh-wah-da da-da)
Takin' it easy (easy);
Got to take it slow (slow-slow)
So take it easy (easy skankin' - da-da-da-da-da-da)
Wo-oh, take it easy (easy skankin')
Take it easy (easy skankin' - da-da-da-da-da-da)
Take it easy. (easy skankin')
Excuse me while I light my spliff; (spliff)
Oh, God, I gotta take a lift: (lift)
From reality I just can't drift; (drift)
That's why I am staying with this riff. (riff)
Take it easy (takin' it easy);
Got to take it easy (takin' it slow);
Take it easy (takin' it easy);
Skanky, take it easy (takin' it slow).
Tell you what:
herb for my wine; (ooh-wa-da-da-da)
Honey for my strong drink; (ooh-wa-da-da-da)
Herb for my wine; (ooh-wa-da-da-da)
Honey for my strong drink.
I shake it easy (takin' it easy);
Skanky, take it easy (skankin' it slow);
Take it (takin' it easy) easy;
Take it (skankin' it slow) easy;
Take it easy (takin' it easy);
Oh-oh-ooh! (skankin' it slow);
Little bit easier (takin' it easy);
Skanky, take it easy (skankin' it slow).
Take it easy! Take it easy! Take it easy! |
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