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| wizniz |
| there was a fatal shooting in my small town around midnight last night. |
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| Frenchie |
| someone keeps sending me dirty messages via PM's! |
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| bananas |
| post the messages or stfu |
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| Akridrot |
Crap. Literally.
Just now I took a . It was stickier than peanut butter and stank like a dead mouse.
So I finish squeezing the out and look to my right to see that there was NO toilet paper. . I contemplated washing my ass, but instead I opted to walk to my room (asscheeks clenched TIGHTLY) and get some backup TP.
Walk back to bathroom and wipe my ass. After like 4 wipes, it's STILL as ty as the first wipe. My asscrack was CAKED with , and the wiping probably made it worse.
Now I *had* to go wash my ass, so I turn on the water and it's freezing cold (because they turned off hot water after 1 o'clock or some stupid ). Lathered up some soap and washed my ass clean. But I really wanted to make sure so I lodged the soap between my ass and washed some more.
Once I was clean I walked back, wet feet and all to my room, retracing my steps like a cartoon detective with a magnifying glass looking for little drops of poo.
This taught me two things:
Never without checking your toilet paper. Make sure there's a lot, and that it's clean and dry (lol, once the TP was wet, but that's another story).
- NEVER share soap, because someone could've washed their ty ass with it like I did. From now on I'm buying my own soap. |
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| wizniz |
| quote: | Originally posted by bananas
what happened? |
no details.
apparently some guy tried to shoot someone else, missed and murdered an innocent.
the town square is closed today making it a bitch to get around. popo everywhere there. |
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| Slylee |
i look hot today.
and this is not to say that i dont think this topic deserves its own thread....i just mentioned it here because i know that other people might not think it's thread worthy. :D |
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i look hot today.
and this is not to say that i dont think this topic deserves its own thread....i just mentioned it here because i know that other people might not think it's thread worthy. :D |
I look boyish today. Really boyish for some reason. I'm a pedo's dream. |
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| bananas |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
no details.
apparently some guy tried to shoot someone else, missed and murdered an innocent.
the town square is closed today making it a bitch to get around. popo everywhere there. |
if i was a friend of the one who's shot, i'd kill the mofo! |
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| bananas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i look hot today.
and this is not to say that i dont think this topic deserves its own thread....i just mentioned it here because i know that other people might not think it's thread worthy. :D |
as always sly, as always.. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i look hot today.
and this is not to say that i dont think this topic deserves its own thread....i just mentioned it here because i know that other people might not think it's thread worthy. :D |
I wanna see:( |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by bananas
what happened? |
some dude shot someone else... the someone else died |
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