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Dumb Friends, Motorcycles, Arrests, and Crashes! (With Pictars!)
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| guster |
So, my friend started out on one of those ^^ not long ago.. a nice Suzuki GS500F.
All was going well until the law caught up. A cop clocked him at 92 in a 55. Not wanting to give up (and damnit, why should he?) he decided to run. (not bright) "Hells yes, Friend! Run like an evangelist from San Francisco," I said.
Friend got about 5 miles down the highway after losing the cop feeling pretty smug.. until he noticed a large traffic jam by a local college. "!", says Friend. Yeah, they roadblocked his ass. So after talking with the cops he doesn't get a felony flight charge after convincing them he didn't see the first cop. He still gets arrested and a $350 dollar ticket.
I laugh at him and tell him he should've exited the highway. (see, he's not bright.)
Three days pass and I get online to see an IM window pop up saying "lol hi". Yeah, it's him.
will - "omghi"
him - "guess what?"
will - "what?"
him - "i wrecked my bike at 70 in a turn!" (not bright)
yadayadayada
Apparently going 70 in turns on backcountry roads that have connected gravel roads isn't a good idea.
He was wearing full armour minus gloves but still.. here's his arm. (and a nipple for fun.. he didn't want his face here)
So, if getting arrested, $350 dollars in fines and wrecking a bike isn't enough. He and I have decided his best option is to get a faster bike. I told him he needs to be able to wreck at 180 instead of 70. He agreed. He just put a payment on this. (not really bright..)
It's a Honda CBR954RR. It's got more horsepower than a Civic.
So, is it safe to say that he's gonna die on this one? :haha:
Short Version:
My friend ran from cops on his 500cc bike, didn't get off the highway like a dumbass, got roadblocked resulting in his arrest and $350 dollars in fines. 3 days went by and he wrecked it at seventy in a turn (look at the lil' ole nipply nipple.) Now the dumbass is upgrading to a 954cc bike.
Now, if this thread bored you I must remind you that you got to see an pic of my friend's uber-pwnd arm and you got to see fast ing motorcycles! The only thing missing is porkchop sandwiches! |
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| gwrmarines |
| quote: | Originally posted by guster
So, my friend started out on one of those ^^ not long ago.. |
Good story. |
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| guster |
| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
Good story. |
Thank you. Did you enjoy the nipple cuddled up close to the road-rashed arm? |
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| gwrmarines |
| quote: | Originally posted by guster
Thank you. Did you enjoy the nipple cuddled up close to the road-rashed arm? |
Nope. What i quoted was what i read.
Phenomenal!
I too lazy to read more than one sentence...:o
Edit: Ahh i see:stongue: Pictures ftw! |
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| guster |
Hmm yes.. I'm going to make the title more flashy.
:haha: |
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| guster |
alright fine.. the ratio of replies to views is horrible.
didn't think i'd have to stoop this low for replies with the bloody arm, the nipple, and the ubar-fast bikes... but, i guess i'll have to add the porkchop sandwiches.
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| gwrmarines |
| quote: | Originally posted by guster
alright fine.. the ratio of replies to views is horrible.
didn't think i'd have to stoop this low for replies with the bloody arm, the nipple, and the ubar-fast bikes... but, i guess i'll have to add the porkchop sandwiches.
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GAAAHHH you LOOOOOOOSE!!!
Its all about chicken sandwiches!
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| guster |
get the out of here with the chicken sangwiches.. don't be bringin' that trash in here.. dis my house! lol.
actually.. chicken sangwiches > porkchop sangwiches.
tis just fun thanks to gi joe.
"Pork Chop Sandwiches! Oh get the out of here! Whaddya doin? Get the out you stupid idiot!" |
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| gwrmarines |
I had one of these yesterday. It was delicious.
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| guster |
i really want one of those king masks.. as soon as i return to being employed (hire me please, walgreens.), i'm going to get one off of ebay. talk about a ing scary halloween costume. imagine that peeking around a corner at a party.
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| Good story. Dumb friend - bikes are the devil's ride :nervous: |
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