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The Problem with Hollywood
By Minhaj Hossain
Dated October 6th 2006
The year 2006 was THE worst year for films. About 90% of films that came out of big studios from Hollywood were utter crap. Not only were they a financial flop, but a critically panned also. I am ashamed to say this, but even ing Bollywood (Indian films) released movies that were better then 90% of the garbage that was release this year. I think there were about 7 movies that were released this year that are considered good, not great. Maybe three that was great. But that’s it. Ten movies I enjoyed, this year compared to the 20 I enjoy every year. So what promotes directors to make really movies? Well nothing really. The problem is the decade the directors grew up in. The 80s. the 80s. The 80s were a disaster, film wise. The 80s saw 2 whole new genres of films that would give a bad name to films it self. Teen Comedies and Teen Horrors. Here is a chart explaining the difference between Comedies, Horror, Teen Comedies and Teen Horrors.
People in the 80s would watch these kinds of movies, since it’s the only thing that would get released. Among these people were, Preston A. Whitmore II ( director, he can suck my for all I care), Nnegest Likké (an example why black women should not be making films, I m not racist or anything but yea, they do have a really taste when it comes to films and making films), Peter Hewitt ( you and Tim Allen), Keenen Ivory Wayans (nigga you should have stopped after White Chicks), Trent Cooper (you know you’re a redneck when u make a movie with another redneck about things that rednecks do and say), Rob Hardy (what’s cool about this guy is he produced a movie called Puff Puff Pass, which is the title for a music video my buddy directed, but I’m pretty sure Puff Puff Pass is a movie from a director) and of course John Quaintance and Jessica O'Toole, the two bicthes who wrote Material Girls and several episodes of Friends Spin off, Joey ( Friends and Joey™). I can name about 100 other filmmakers who sucked to get into Hollywood.
A Conversation Between a Hollywood Executive and Keenen Ivory Waynes
The following was a real conversation between Keenen Ivory Waynes and Hollywood executive Todd Garner and how Little Man went down. This information was given to me by a friend of mine who works in Todd Garner’s office. He leaves a tape recorder under Todd Garner’s desk and records all his conversations with writers and directors who try to pitch in ideas.
Waynes: Eh Yo Holmes.
Garner: its you. ****** get the out of my office. Your movies ing suck and you almost bankrupt out studios with white chicks.
Waynes: AAWW COMON, your gonna love this idea.
Garner: ….ok lets here it.
Waynes: Ok, Here it goes. A lovable black midget, who is also a wanted convict, is on the run. Being the smart person he is, he gets a baby basket and places himself in it in front of another black person’s door. Then they have to raise him as their own.
Gerner: No, leave.
Wanyes: common baby, I suck your dick.
Gerner:….ok
Todd Garner would later go on to get his dick by Peter Hewitt, the director of Zoom.
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