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British Men vs. Canadians (pg. 4)
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| Vlad |
Ok, I know when Im not wanted around...
*plays The Hulk walking away music. |
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| Alex |
British women have poor dental hygene.
Canadian women are classified by province really, here's the breakdown:
Montreal : Hot and French, or just hot, or just french, easy finds at cheesy bars and lounges on and off island.
Toronto: Old, Chinese, house partying accountants. (Yes everyone is born a boring Accountant in toronto, its a fact)
Atlantic Provinces: dot dot dot, who cares, all too busy drinking Alexander Keiths and growing potatoes/pretending to be Scottish
Newfoundland: Similar to Atlantic provinces, located in the same area, language of their own almost... no one really knows what goes on there. Met a girl from there once and couldnt figure out wtf she was talking about, not the best pick up province.
Manitoba:
Saskatchewan: They have annoying ass "Canadian" accents and are just so hill billy farmer trash its unreal, if doing it in a field is your thing, Saskatchewan is the place for you.
Alberta: Very similar to Saskatchewan but full of Church going crazies, similar annoying ass Canadian accents and ya, full of religious nutty chicks that actually believe in god (lawl).
British Columbia: Pretty laid back place, chicks arent that bad, everyone's high, prolly more cougars than people in many places, so all you beasiality lovers would totally dig the place, cougars like it rough though... Lots of asian punani there aswell as tree hugging hippy chicks that are quite open.
The territories arent worth mentioning, pretty sure women dont exist there. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
Ok, I know when Im not wanted around...
*plays The Hulk walking away music. |
you can play porno music on the spoons in good ole fashioned quebecois tradition.
Alex has the biggest dong on ta...i once saw him beat a homeless man with it. |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
you can play porno music on the spoons in good ole fashioned quebecois tradition. |
yeaaa, this reference makes absolutely NO sense to me. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
British Men...Women....is there really A difference!!1
LOL:wtf: :rolleyes: :wtf:
EDIT: No one else will get that joke.
Honestly...European men > Canaian Men |
Those Canaian men are savages, I hear.
you're too ugly to be making judgement calls like that. |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
you're too ugly to be making judgement calls like that. |
And how is a retard like yourself able to make a judgement call like that?
I guess you being intellectually handicapped excuses you. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
And how is a retard like yourself able to make a judgement call like that?
I guess you being intellectually handicapped excuses you. |
myes. way to turn it around me like that. good work, indeed. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
myes. way to turn it around me like that. good work, indeed. |
Awww, You think I'm ugly!! Good job!! <3
Now If I would have said, Canadian > Euro ( and spelt Canadian right), you would have agreed. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
Yeah the Poms are too busy whinging about stuff to bother with sex |
speaking of which, your bloke's at it again...
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Bold McGrath repeats 5-0 forecast
Australian bowler Glenn McGrath has predicted his team will win the Ashes 5-0, just as he did in 2005 when the tourists lost 2-1 in England.
"I reckon it will be 5-0 this time, as well," he said in the Mail on Sunday.
"To say anything else would be negative. If we're going to win 2-1, or 3-2, which games are we going to lose?"
McGrath, 36, will play for New South Wales against England in a tour game before the first Ashes Test to ensure he is 100% match fit for Brisbane.
He took the first six months of the year off to to be at home with his wife Jane when she was diagnosed with cancer for a third time.
But the man who has 136 Ashes wickets in his locker is playing cricket again and is hungry to help Australia win back the Ashes.
McGrath believes Duncan Fletcher's side are there for the taking after suffering injuries to Michael Vaughan and Simon Jones.
He said: "England are not as strong as they were last year. But Australia are a lot stronger. And I'm fit, unlike last time.
"Put it this way, in the three Tests I played in last time, we drew two and won one.
"England are not the same team as they were. I'm disappointed in them.
By the time I play for New South Wales against England I'll be up to 90%
"I expected them to kick on after beating us and conquer the world but it just goes to show how losing players through injury can unsettle the side."
England's first three-day game of their Australia tour takes place in Sydney from 12 November.
It is due to finish nine days before the first Test of five starts at the Gabba and McGrath wants to play in it.
He said: "I came back to play for Australia in the one-day games the other week in Kuala Lumpur and was a bit rusty.
"Last week I played for my local grade cricket club, Sutherland, got through 26 overs and took 4-50.
"Now that's a big workload by anyone's standards but there was no physical reaction afterwards at all.
"I'm going to the ICC Champions Trophy at 75-80% and believe that by the time I play for New South Wales against England in the tour game before the first Test I'll be up to 90%.
"That should give me the perfect opportunity to fine-tune and be completely ready for the start of the Ashes." |
You'd think after being humilated once, he wouldn't say it again :p |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Awww, You think I'm ugly!! Good job!! <3
Now If I would have said, Canadian > Euro ( and spelt Canadian right), you would have agreed. |
I didn't say you were ugly, I said you're too ugly to make such a call like the one in question. If you're going to put up an entire race of men up against another, you'd better be freakin' hot. It's all about credibility. :wtf:
if it's any comfort, I've seen many much more ugly girls in my day.. albeit they weren't limited to just one country.
annnnnnnd Vlad, I'd tell you to go yourself, but that's wishful thinking for someone with a 3" pecker, eh?
alright, i'm done. i'll play nicely for the rest of the day. or for at least another hour or two. |
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| Danny Ocean |
Latins>*
not the greasy ones you find it the states though. |
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| Temperate |
| Thread like this, and people wonder why you have a fatherless child. |
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