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"Congratulations! Who's the lucky guy?" "Oh, her name is Chantal." uhhh (pg. 4)
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| Stingray |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
I resemble that last remark |
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| quote: | Originally posted by FunkyCrew
u two are sexist!:whip: |
Ummm, no we're not. We work with a lesbian who is chubby, has 17 piercings (most on her face) and spits up green loogies about every 5 mins.
The ones that shop are your classic butch lesbos.
Saying someone is ugly is in no way sexist. It's called 'telling it how it is'. |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by Euphorica
did you ask if you could come on the honeymoon? |
No he didn't and he won't. |
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| SammyD |
| quote: | Originally posted by Stingray
Anything is better than the typical dykes we get shopping at work. :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
Trust me, she's quite the monster.
I played rugby with her, and she always hugged me after every game for no reason. Gah |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
I was just talking to my friend April with whom I went to highschool with, and she lets me know that she has recently become engaged.
I reply with the bog-standard "congratulations" bull, and then ask her who she's marrying, "who's the lucky guy," as it were.
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"Oh, her name is Chantal."
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What in the hell do you say to that? I had NO idea she was a lesbian, as all the time I've known her she showed no lesbian tendencies, and always dated guys.
I just think it's funny. Now I have a lesbian friend that I can ask things you can't ask straight chicks. Sweet. |
I'm proud of you Cale, your first lesbian friend. This is a grand day.
The more lesbians I know the better is my motto (and no, I dont particularly care if they're hot, just that fact that they're a girl and attracted to other girls is fascinating for me.... being hot is just a massive bonus, because, well, thats just like the standard 'fantasy')
, I would have been prolly jumping up and down if one of my chick friends told me that on the phone, I'd have been even more happy for her... were you really kinda shell shocked and at a loss for words? :conf:
^5 This is a top-notch life development, Cale. ;) |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by SammyD
Trust me, she's quite the monster.
I played rugby with her, and she always hugged me after every game for no reason. Gah |
For no reason? I think there's a reason Sam? She loooovvesss you. |
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| Skipper |
| quote: | Originally posted by SammyD
Trust me, she's quite the monster.
I played rugby with her, and she always hugged me after every game for no reason. Gah |
Gah? Get over yourself.
Just because she likes women doesn't mean she likes YOU specifically. Lesbians do have varying tastes, JUST LIKE STRAIGHT PEOPLE OMGOMG |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Skipper
Lesbians do have varying tastes, JUST LIKE STRAIGHT PEOPLE OMGOMG |
Wait, are you trying to tell us that homosexuals are not the indiscriminant, insatiable sexual beasts ready to engage in acts of unspeakable depravity and perversion with any and all persons that should happen to cross their paths that the mass media has portrayed them as? |
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| Skipper |
the men are.
(kidding)
(somewhat) |
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| riskytrader |
| quote: | Originally posted by Skipper
Gah? Get over yourself.
Just because she likes women doesn't mean she likes YOU specifically. Lesbians do have varying tastes, JUST LIKE STRAIGHT PEOPLE OMGOMG |
+1
I find it hilarious that as soon as someone finds out another person's sexual orientation they automatically assume anything this person does is because they want to hit it with them. |
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| darouge11 |
| HOLY LOL!!!! i wouldnt know wtf to say...i would probably just make an awkward face :S |
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| MLB |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
I was just talking to my friend April with whom I went to highschool with, and she lets me know that she has recently become engaged.
I reply with the bog-standard "congratulations" bull, and then ask her who she's marrying, "who's the lucky guy," as it were.
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"Oh, her name is Chantal."
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What in the hell do you say to that? I had NO idea she was a lesbian, as all the time I've known her she showed no lesbian tendencies, and always dated guys.
I just think it's funny. Now I have a lesbian friend that I can ask things you can't ask straight chicks. Sweet. |
homo:haha: |
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| musicsnob_NOT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Skipper
the men are.
(kidding)
(somewhat) |
Uh...I don't think so. Someone is going to give you when he sees this. |
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