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Help a lonely Cor Whore Get laid thread. (pg. 8)
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by Erotic Buddha
that sf thread was an act of god |
i thought god looked down upon gays?
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| Erotic Buddha |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
i thought god looked down upon gays?
:conf: |
nah |
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| enferno |
proof!
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| benwaa |
I want to nominate myself,
Name:BEN
Age: 29
Location: WALES
I feel as though I deserve to win as I'm reduced to masturbating between 6 and 7 times a day, I'm hugely sexually frustrated and my hurts from playing with it all the time, my GF is unwell and doesn't give out (fair enough), sleeping next to and waking up with a horny looking gal next to me is making it worse. I NEED SEX! I figure that one good shag will sort out my sad masturbatory habits.
Please let me win!!! |
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| KilldaDJ |
after reading this thread the words cooter and plunger made me lol
thats all. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
after reading this thread the words cooter and plunger made me lol
thats all. |
mikey mike just nominated you via psychic mind channeling. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by benwaa
I want to nominate myself,
Name:BEN
Age: 29
Location: WALES
I feel as though I deserve to win as I'm reduced to masturbating between 6 and 7 times a day, I'm hugely sexually frustrated and my hurts from playing with it all the time, my GF is unwell and doesn't give out (fair enough), sleeping next to and waking up with a horny looking gal next to me is making it worse. I NEED SEX! I figure that one good shag will sort out my sad masturbatory habits.
Please let me win!!! |
You lose for being from Wales. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
You lose for being from Wales. |
Truer words were never spoken. |
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| Ian |
| Nou's parents are rich gits, why should he benefit from our pennies? Tigerclaw blatantly needs some. All we need then is a "get markus to put out for tigerclaw" fund |
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| all-nite-freak |
so far there are only 3 suggestions for desperate lonely cor whores.
there are many more than that for sure.
help me help you
and make the cor a better place.
video evidence of this tiger claw has been mentioned...a link might make him win;)
help his penus enjoy christams for only pennies a day |
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| benwaa |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
You lose for being from Wales. |
all we get here is sheep and deer apparently, so come on give a frustrated welsh guy the break! get me laid!!!!!! |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by benwaa
all we get here is sheep and deer apparently, so come on give a frustrated welsh guy the break! get me laid!!!!!! |
if you have a girlfriend you can't win unless she comes on here and calls you pathetic.
im not saying you arent pathetic, you most likely are.
but single people get preference barring a great story.
i am nominating ivand...just because he seems lonely enough and depraved enough to come all the way to canada in an attempt to score with theresa. |
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