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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck? (pg. 2)
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| Teflon_Teapot |
| what is the difference between a woodchuck and a woodpecker? i always get confused |
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| Deeman |
| One chucks wood and the other woods pecks. |
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| A.J. |
How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck?
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and what sort of chucking is said woodchuck performing?
chuck1 /tʃʌk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[chuhk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object)
1. to toss; throw with a quick motion, usually a short distance.
2. Informal. to resign from; relinquish; give up: He's chucked his job.
3. to pat or tap lightly, as under the chin.
4. Informal. to eject (a person) from a public place (often fol. by out): They chucked him from the bar.
5. Slang. to vomit; upchuck.
–noun
6. a light pat or tap, as under the chin.
7. a toss or pitch; a short throw.
8. a sudden jerk or change in direction.
—Idiom
9. chuck it, British Slang. stop it; shut up.
chuck2 /tʃʌk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[chuhk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. the cut of beef between the neck and the shoulder blade.
2. a block or log used as a chock.
3. Machinery.
a. a device for centering and clamping work in a lathe or other machine tool.
b. a device for holding a drill bit.
–verb (used with object)
4. Machinery. to hold or secure with a chuck.
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chuck3 /tʃʌk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[chuhk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
1. to cluck.
–noun
2. a clucking sound.
3. Archaic. (used as a term of endearment): my love, my chuck.
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chuck4 /tʃʌk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[chuhk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun Western U.S. Slang.
food; provisions.
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chuck5 /tʃʌk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[chuhk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun Canadian Slang.
1. water.
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| eRRaTiK |
| A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
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| mmkoiman |
| quote: | Originally posted by A.J.
How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck? |
chuck norris wouldn't chuck wood. the wood would chuck itself and chuck would norris the immediate environment so all wood would chuck itself norris style until there was no wood left to chuck by chuck or other wood...
..ipso fatso.. uh... things.
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| christos |
| quote: | Originally posted by A.J.
How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck?
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chuck norris doesn't chuck wood. he looks at the wood and it chucks itself. |
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| Philby |
| quote: | Originally posted by christos
chuck norris doesn't chuck wood. he looks at the wood and it chucks itself. |
lol
repost! ;) |
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| Frost_Melt |
| Ok im pretty positive ages ago i saw on a doco like mythbusters or something it was something like 32 grams (i think). Tada! |
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| Philby |
according to wikipedia:
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The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood. It stems from an Algonquian name for the animal (possibly Narragansett), wuchak. The apparent relationship between the two words has led to the common tongue twister: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? — A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood". Other response lines can be used, including:
1. "As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood."[7]
2. "A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood."[8]
3. "A woodchuck would chuck all the wood, if a woodchuck only could."[9]
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| ...you know what? I'd rather sit on a log and chuck my woody! |
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