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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
my gf got in a car accident yesterday, just a fender bender kinda thing, but she was upset and shooken up, so i wana get her somthing...just a little thinger...i'm thinkin maybe i could rent her a dvd |
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| Cal |
If you really want to take her mind off it give her a Buckling Bronco
While sexing her doggy style, bend down over her, put your hands on her upper arms and get a firm grip, then as she's about to come softly whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear and hold on for dear life.
Note - for bonus points and to make it more authentic, use a one hand grip in her hair.
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| Orpheus Is Dead |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
only the fat ones |
right.....:rolleyes:
ever HAD a girlfriend? |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cal
If you really want to take her mind off it give her a Buckling Bronco
While sexing her doggy style, bend down over her, put your hands on her upper arms and get a firm grip, then as she's about to come softly whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear and hold on for dear life.
Note - for bonus points and to make it more authentic, use a one hand grip in her hair.
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WTF :haha: :haha: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orpheus Is Dead
right.....:rolleyes:
ever HAD a girlfriend? |
no these crabs came from swimming in the sea |
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| Groundhog Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
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Better Selection, same name
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| Orpheus Is Dead |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
no these crabs came from swimming in the sea |
:thepirate |
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| BTG |
| you guys suck, i'll take her out to beer and chicken wings followed by pool and sex. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
you guys suck, i'll take her out to beer and chicken wings followed by pool and not sex. |
Fixed and you could take me. |
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| sakabatou |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cal
If you really want to take her mind off it give her a Buckling Bronco
While sexing her doggy style, bend down over her, put your hands on her upper arms and get a firm grip, then as she's about to come softly whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear and hold on for dear life.
Note - for bonus points and to make it more authentic, use a one hand grip in her hair.
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You got it all wrong.
While sexing her doggy style, bend down over her, grab her titties, then as she's about to come softly call her a different girls name and hold on for dear life.
Note - for bonus points and to make it more authentic, use a one hand grip in her hair. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
she was upset and shooken up... |
why don't you take her out to see a musical...
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| smcmulli |
| tell her to stop being a girly man |
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