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f uck myspace (pg. 2)
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
people on myspace crack me up. i love when i read someone's profile and it's all about how well in life their doing bla bla bla.
my friend and i were talking about this last night. she has a "friend" that she knows through someone else and to look at her page she's on top of the world...
she's completely in love with her husband, has a beautiful family, she's a great mom...bla bla bla
Reality check:
she accidentally got knocked up by her drug dealer and so they got married. they have a collection of bongs in their baby's room and her husband recently got busted on a violation...
yet she's "doing really well for someone her age"
seriously...who do people think they are fooling? it's hilarious... |
Hearty LOL #1.
| quote: | Originally posted by Orpheus Is Dead
glorified walking bags of amino acid |
Hearty LOL #2.
Myspace is quite possibly the single greatest symbol of how bad society has become. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
people on myspace crack me up. i love when i read someone's profile and it's all about how well in life their doing bla bla bla.
my friend and i were talking about this last night. she has a "friend" that she knows through someone else and to look at her page she's on top of the world...
she's completely in love with her husband, has a beautiful family, she's a great mom...bla bla bla
Reality check:
she accidentally got knocked up by her drug dealer and so they got married. they have a collection of bongs in their baby's room and her husband recently got busted on a violation...
yet she's "doing really well for someone her age"
seriously...who do people think they are fooling? it's hilarious... |
yea that's why i have a short, smart assed line in my "about me". :p
it sounds/looks better than, "hi, i'm a ing headcase and i still have no clue what i want in life, but i'm horny as hell and need a buddy" |
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| Orpheus Is Dead |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yea that's why i have a short, smart assed line in my "about me". :p
it sounds/looks better than, "hi, i'm a ing headcase and i still have no clue what i want in life, but i'm horny as hell and need a buddy" |
How about "I'm the son of sam and I need a blonde buddy?" |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
Reality check:
she accidentally got knocked up by her drug dealer and so they got married. they have a collection of bongs in their baby's room and her husband recently got busted on a violation...
yet she's "doing really well for someone her age"
seriously...who do people think they are fooling? it's hilarious... |
LOL sounds like a skank i know by me. :stongue: |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yea that's why i have a short, smart assed line in my "about me". :p
it sounds/looks better than, "hi, i'm a ing headcase and i still have no clue what i want in life, but i'm horny as hell and need a buddy" |
yeah you keep it down to the bare essentials:
About me:
I'll have a non-fat soybean mocha chai tea latte with no foam, 1 squirt of caramel and 2 ice cubes. Just kidding.
You haven't even accepted me as a friend yet :( |
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| fbgdavidson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
Myspace is quite possibly the single greatest symbol of how bad society has become. |
True. Some of my wife's friends (and her cousins) barely last five minutes without talking about or referring to MySpace. :rolleyes:
'I was talking to this guy on MySpace'
'That photo would look great on MySpace'
'Do you have an internet connection? Come look at my MySpace page' the worst was a cousin who had driven 2hrs to come see us. Within ten minutes of arriving he asked if he could check his MySpace page for messages...and he said he'd last checked them when he left home...
Retarded website. Glad to avoid it at all costs. |
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| Orpheus Is Dead |
| quote: | Originally posted by fbgdavidson
True. Some of my wife's friends (and her cousins) barely last five minutes without talking about or referring to MySpace. :rolleyes:
'I was talking to this guy on MySpace'
'That photo would look great on MySpace'
'Do you have an internet connection? Come look at my MySpace page' the worst was a cousin who had driven 2hrs to come see us. Within ten minutes of arriving he asked if he could check his MySpace page for messages...and he said he'd last checked them when he left home...
Retarded website. Glad to avoid it at all costs. |
I'm getting a tee shirt made....
White....
I'll write MYSPACE on it in big black permanent letters....I'll wear it with a black bathrobe... and dress shoes....
then wander around vancouver for a bit...
its a bit cold....
should prolly wear thermals....
damn... shouldn't have trimmed my pubes... shiver |
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| L.E.N. |
Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.
This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group. |
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| hardstyle |
| i use my space to communicate with Hungarians |
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| dallastar |
myspace?
why?
it's workign fine and at least it's fun! |
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| chris harrington |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
It has been being gh3y lately... |
yep |
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