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| Orbax |
So I have been thinking about this a LOT. Like...A LOT. I almost got fired from work because of it.
but...
I was thinking that maybe the best way to go about this is foster a culture of trust and respect. Such as being a candy cane maker for santa claus. But in your off time you teach really smart people how to make fluffy poofkins, and thats what Santa likes the most.
Can I teach you how to make Fluffy Poofkins?
I think I should form NAMGLA.
And then my forces will don their battle garb and with spirits high, and young lovers waiting back home in the box under the water beds. they shall march on Igottaknow and his PERVERTED felon WEIRDOS and there shall be glorious battle, amen. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| dis be another hate on IGK thread. im down |
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| Boomer187 |
| preach on brotha!~ |
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| Vivid Boy |
| AND ON THE 7 TH DYA THE LORD RESTED AND IGOTTAKNOW CREEPED AND STALKED THE LANDS AND PILLAGED AND RAPED THE DAYCARES. |
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| Orbax |
| And yay, didst the calls ring out and hearken, the Nambloids didst tremble at the might of their shouts. And, forsooth, the ground did shake, and the trees didst rend asunder, and whenst the Namgla marched, didst baldst mens awidthst the earth giggle, and peest their pants in little yon sprinkles |
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| Vivid Boy |
| and the kingdom looked for a hereo and turned their heads towards igottaknow, and there it was, in the crystal ball, the answer the whole time: THE REFLECTION! THEY WERE THE HEREOS! and on that day the roman army was born |
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| Akridrot |
Can someone please tell me why people call him a pedo? I don't want to make fun or participate in laughing at him if you guys are doing it just to say awful things about him.
I could understand doing this to nou, but IGK? WHY? |
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| Orbax |
| The romans didst then put on ye little skirts, and joy sprung forth fromst their loins and Igottaknow didsnt reap that joy. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| and from this day forth the uglieth bald must only walk with those whose cooch smelleth like urine. |
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| Zewad |
yay.. bald... i had to chime in....
i was the root to that one.. :D |
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| Vivid Boy |
| and as the titanic sunk the captain yelled "WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!" and IGK followed. |
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| Orbax |
| And , lo, didst galileo then drop TWO balls, and the IGK was then jealous and began to plot |
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