uh oh... what should i do? (pg. 3)
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Slylee |
quote: | Originally posted by lücid
that's actually not a bad idea... but how do i know for sure that they're subcontracting? i think they're probably just having their maintenance crew or whatever do it.
the cat-sitting excuse might be good though. |
trust me, i'm sure the maintenance guys could give 2 s really, i doubt they'll snitch on u, don't worry. and like i said, if they do...use the cat sitting story.
if you're really worried, just let the cat stay at rob's or your mom's during that time frame. |
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lücid |
quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
Pretty simple, really.
Just say that, "The evil Baron Harkonnen introduced a poison to me by coating my coffee beans with the residual poison developed by the late Piter de Vries, which I later ground and imbibed.
By milking this kitten each day I receive my antidote. I must care for it if I wish to live."
then fall on the ground and fake a seizure. call to your kitten weakly, saying, "mommy...mommy needs her medicine...come to mommy."
at least that's what i'd do |
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Ygrene |
quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
Pretty simple, really.
Just say that, "The evil Baron Harkonnen introduced a poison to me by coating my coffee beans with the residual poison developed by the late Piter de Vries, which I later ground and imbibed.
By milking this kitten each day I receive my antidote. I must care for it if I wish to live."
then fall on the ground and fake a seizure. call to your kitten weakly, saying, "mommy...mommy needs her medicine...come to mommy."
at least that's what i'd do |
*writes down in his notebook for future use* |
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XaNaX |
If the place you live in is a big apartment complex with a lot of units there is a good chance that the maintenance guy they send in has never seen your lease and will have no idea if you are supposed to have pets there or not. Just lock the cat up in the closet or something that day. |
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infinity HiGH |
quote: | Originally posted by lücid
and i'm gonna have to pay the extra amount per month to keep my kitten there...
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you have to pay extra to have an animal? what a load of ! :rolleyes: |
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lücid |
quote: | Originally posted by infinity HiGH
you have to pay extra to have an animal? what a load of ! :rolleyes: |
i'm not entirely sure, but i'm assuming there might be a fee. lots of apartments have monthly fees for animals.
my first apartment i had in Milwaukee had a $50 monthly fee to keep cats there... but then again it was also a high-rise on Lake Michigan.
thanks for all the replies, guys. i'm still really paranoid about it but i think maybe my best bet is to keep him in the bedroom and just hope that whoever inspects my apartment doesn't know the terms of my lease. i guess if i get caught i can always use the cat-sitting story and play dumb. it just still freaks me out though because i don't want to get in trouble. |
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Slylee |
lol what are they gonna do, arrest you?
don't worry sweetie, it wont be a big deal. i've had drama like this in the past with apts. and like xanax said, if it's a decent sized complex, i wouldn't even sweat it. the maintenance guys could give 2 s, and they are the ones with the keys to the places, i doubt the leasing office natzi ladies will be any part of this, so don't worry! |
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occrider |
Say it will be gone as soon as you finish masturbating. |
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lücid |
quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
lol what are they gonna do, arrest you?
don't worry sweetie, it wont be a big deal. i've had drama like this in the past with apts. and like xanax said, if it's a decent sized complex, i wouldn't even sweat it. the maintenance guys could give 2 s, and they are the ones with the keys to the places, i doubt the leasing office natzi ladies will be any part of this, so don't worry! |
yeah. you are probably right. i just hate apartment living! |
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grooviebeats |
get a kitty carrier and put the cat in it with some water and put in back of closet.
take to vet to be borded for the day like 30 40 bucks
give cat to a friend for the day.
take the day off and schedule them to come that day. Most complex's will allow you to schedule what time you want them to be there so you will be there to watch them. Lots of people get werid about peopele they dont know in their apt. Your complex might not let you schedule a day but if they do i say schedule it and hide the cat right before they come. |
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nchs09 |
take it to a friends or parents house for a week? |
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Nrg2Nfinit |
just dump him already you knowthat animals are more loyal |
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