A place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
Azz3D
Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's strange.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bull.
or my favorites "kick his ass sea bass!!" and "who's the dead man who hit me with the salt shaker?!"
Silky Johnson
Just when I think you couldn't possibly get ANY dumber, you go and do something like this....
...AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
nchs09
i didnt like it :o
KilldaDJ
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Originally posted by Azz3D
Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's strange.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bull.
or my favorites "kick his ass sea bass!!" and "who's the dead man who hit me with the salt shaker?!"
hahaha i love his laugh
dj_bas
quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
i didnt like it :o
That's because you're a guat.
Slylee
quote:
Originally posted by UWM
I guess I'm going to have to say it ....
Big Gulps, eh? Alright.
WELP, see ya later!
hahah how could i forget this one!
billy & i say this one all the time when we run out of stuff to say on the phone. only we leave the big gulps part out. i'll just be like, "WELP! see ya later!" and we hang up.
:stongue:
StanVoid
of course, how could we be so stupid!!! It says his last name right here! SAMSONITE!!
*on the moped*
ooooh.....warm....
UWM
quote:
Originally posted by StanVoid
of course, how could we be so stupid!!! It says his last name right here! SAMSONITE!!
Come on. Not even close. You're hereby fired from further participation in Dumb & Dumber appreciation.
Nell
Lloyd Christmas: So where are you headin'?
Mary Swanson: Aspen.
Lloyd Christmas: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!
Lloyd Christmas: I'll bet twenty dollars I can get you to make a bet before the day is out.
Harry Dunne: You're on.
Lloyd Christmas: I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I'll do it.
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
PA State Cop: Pull over.
Harry: No. It's a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.
Lloyd Christmas: Yeah. Killer boots man.
Lloyd Christmas: Well suck me sideways!
Lloyd: Mary... I desperately want to make love to a school-boy.
Lloyd Christmas: Excuse me, miss, what's the soup du jour?
Waitress: The Soup of the Day.
Lloyd Christmas: Mmmm...sounds good, think I'll have that.
Lloyd Christmas: I can't believe it! We've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!
StanVoid
quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Come on. Not even close. You're hereby fired from further participation in Dumb & Dumber appreciation.
