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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LoCK DAY!
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| Yan |
AH, IT'S THAT WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR AGAIN: THE LEAVES ARE CHANGING, THE AIR IS GETTING CRISP, AND CHILDREN EVERYWHERE ARE LOOKING UNDER THEIR KEYBOARDS TO SEE WHAT TREATS THEY'VE SCORED IN HONOR OF INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY. INVENTED BY GREETING CARD COMPANIES TO FILL THE VOID BETWEEN TRAFALGAR DAY AND MOLE DAY, CAPS LOCK DAY IS THE ONE OCCASION WHEN LOVERS OF CAPITALIZATION CAN COME TOGETHER WITH THE HATERS FROM CAPSOFF AND HACK-A-DAY AND PAY HOMAGE TO THE LITTLE KEY THAT HABITUALLY BLOWS UP YOUR SPOT WHEN TRYING TO TYPE A LOWER-CASE "A." SO GO AHEAD, JOIN IN THE FUN AND MAKE SURE TO ANNOY EVERYONE ON YOUR BUDDY LIST BY ACTING LIKE A N00B AND "SHOUTING" ALL OF YOUR MESSAGES TO CELEBRATE THIS HOLIEST OF DAYS.
PLEASE DON'T BAN ME. LOL |
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| stren |
| PRAISE THE LORD OF BASS ! |
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| Yan |
| BY THE WAY, THAT FIRST POST IS TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM ENGADGET. |
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| citric_acid |
| CAPS LOCK MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IM GETTING YELLED AT :( |
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| stren |
| I AM NOT USING CAPS LOCK WRITING THIS |
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| Allied Nations |
| LOUD NOISES! |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by citric_acid
CAPS LOCK MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IM GETTING YELLED AT :( |
I YELLED AT THE TV WHEN ...
... NOT WHEN "CHRIS GAMBLE'S ERRANT LATERAL ON A FOURTH-QUARTER PUNT RETURN GAVE MINNESOTA NEW LIFE" BUT WHEN THE FOX SPORTS COMMENTATOR* INSISTED THAT THE PLAY WAS IMPROVISED. EVEN WITH THE GUY WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO CATCH THE BALL WAS FIVE YARDS BEHIND GAMBLE WELL INTO THE PUNT RETURN ... AND LOOKING FOR THE BALL. ALL THE OTHER GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BLOCKING FOR THE PUNT RETURNER. AFTER A FEW REPLAYS HE STILL INSISTED IT WAS IMPROVISED.
IT TURNS OUT THAT THE PLAY WAS CALLED BY PANTHERS HEAD COACH JOHN FOX (...10 MINUTES TO GO IN A GAME, PROTECTING A 7 POINT LEAD ON THE ROAD, AND I'M THINKING A CROSS-FIELD LATERAL ON A PUNT IS A GREAT IDEA [SARC]).
*WHO WAS THAT GUY? I'VE SCANNED FOXSPORTS.COM BUT THEY DON'T LIST THE GAME ANNOUNCERS IN ANY OBVIOUS PLACES.
HAVE YOU YELLED AT A STONED GUY ON A PINK RECUMBENT BIKE?
DATE: 2005-08-14, 4:59AM PDT
IF SO, SHUT THE UP.
THERE ARE QUITE A FEW S LIKE YOU OUT THERE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN YELL AT ME WHEN I'M RIDING MY BIKE, AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU STOPPED.
I HATE LIVING IN SEASIDE. THIS TY LITTLE TOURIST TRAP OF A TOWN GETS ON MY NERVES LIKE NO OTHER, AND I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR OVER A YEAR. I GET HIGH AND RIDE MY BIKE BECAUSE IT'S A CATHARSIS; I'M TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM YOU S.
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE: DRUNKARDS, OLD PEOPLE, POSEURS, SKANKS, YUPPIES, WHITE TRASH, CHILDREN OF DRUNKEN WHITE TRASH OR YUPPIES, ETC. YOU COME HERE FROM PORTLAND, WHICH IS A BEAUTIFUL CITY, TO SEE THE BEACH. ONCE YOU'RE HERE, YOU REALIZE THAT THE BEACH IS WHERE DIRT MEETS WATER, SO YOU GET BORED AND DO THINGS LIKE BLOW MONEY ON OVERPRICED CRAP FROM LOCAL MERCHANTS WHO MAKE THEIR FORTUNES BY SELLING, WELL, OVERPRICED CRAP TO IDIOT TOURISTS, AND/OR YOU GET DRUNK AT ONE OF THE MANY BARS DOWNTOWN. AFTER YOU BLOW ALL YOUR MONEY ON USELESS OR ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES, YOU LOOK FOR SOMEONE DIFFERENT FROM YOU TO WITH, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS COUNTRY GREAT.
MY BIKE, WHICH IS A 2001 BIKEE CT WITH A RED ANODIZED ALUMINUM FRAME WHICH YOU RETARDS THINK IS PINK FOR SOME REASON, IS CERTAINLY DIFFERENT.
IT LOOKS A LITTLE DIFFERENT, THEREFORE WE MUST YELL AT THE PERSON RIDING IT INCESSANTLY!
YOU IDIOTS YELL AT ME AT LEAST 5-10 TIMES A DAY, DEPENDING UPON WHAT TIME OF DAY I GO RIDING. YOU'D THINK THAT, GIVEN THE SHEER NUMBER OF TIMES PER DAY I'M YELLED AT, THERE WOULD BE A LITTLE VARIATION IN THE DIALOGUE, BUT THERE'S NOT. PEOPLE TYPICALLY ONLY YELL AT ME TO SLOW DOWN/WATCH OUT, OR TO TELL ME THAT I HAVE A NICE BIKE.
GUESS WHAT, DIPS. I KNOW I'M GOING FAST. YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME. IF I CRASH, I'M GOING TO GET HURT. THUS, INSTINCT DICTATES THAT I AVOID IT. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO AVOID AN ACCIDENT, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GET THE OUT OF THE WAY RATHER THAN TELL ME MY BUSINESS. DO YOU KNOW WHY I GO 40MPH DOWN THE PROMENADE? BECAUSE I'M ABLE TO DO IT SAFELY. THE ONLY THREAT TO MY SAFETY IS YOU: THE HEROIC TOWN CRIERS THAT INSIST UPON MAKING SURE THAT EVERYONE AROUND THEM BEHAVES A CERTAIN WAY INSTEAD OF LOOKING OUT FOR YOURSELF AND ADAPTING TO YOUR SURROUNDINGS LIKE A RATIONAL BEING. IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY HARM TO COME TO YOUR FAT, TICK-LIKE WIFE AND UGLY, UGLY CHILDREN, THEN PERHAPS YOUR ANTITHESIS OF A FUNCTIONAL FAMILY SHOULDN'T TAKE UP THE ENTIRE WIDTH OF A SIDEWALK THAT IS DESIGNATED FOR BICYCLE TRAFFIC.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO COMPLIMENT ME ON MY BIKE, YOU SERIOUSLY, SINCERELY, NEED TO KEEP YOUR GODDAMNED TRAP SHUT. I HAVE A COOL BIKE? NO ING . I THOUGHT THE SAME THING WHEN I SAW IT, HENCE WHY I OWN IT. WOW! AM I GOING REEEEEAAAALLY FAST? I GUESS YOU'D BETTER YELL THAT AT ME AS I'M BARRELLING DOWN A HILL PASSING MOVING CARS, BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER KNOW OTHERWISE.
SERIOUSLY, HOW ED IN THE HEAD DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN ORDER TO GET YOUR JOLLIES BY YELLING INANE BULL AT COMPLETE STRANGERS IN PUBLIC PLACES? JUST ING STOP. LEAVE ME ALONE. LET ME RIDE IN PEACE.
ALSO, PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME FOR ANYTHING, EVER. |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
I AM NOT USING CAPS LOCK WRITING THIS |
BLASPHEMY! |
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| StanVoid |
HI THERE!!
MY NAME IS LORD OF BASS, GREEK'S No1 PROFESSIONAL COMPOSER/PRODUCER OF HARDTRANCE/HARDSTYLE MUSIC AND I JUST FINISHED MY NEW PROJECT [ 4 track of 100% HARDSTYLE/HARDTRANCE PURE POWER]
ALL IN VERY GOOD QUALITY!!
I'M LOOKING FOR PROMOTION SO FEEL FREE TO VISIT: www.isound.com/music/lord_of_bass TO DOWNLOAD 2 OF MY TRACKS(click all mp3). SO IF YOU LIKE TO LISTEN & TO PROMOTE MY MUSIC SEND ME FEEDBACKS!!!
SINCERELY YOURS |
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