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I still haven't showered.
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| bourgeois |
thus I still reek like a hookers ass.
my list of why I smell continues.
1. I never shower.
2. I like to roll around in pig poop.
3. I haven't changed my underwear since last christmas.
4. I <3 golden showers.
5. When i Sweat after purple room, I rub my wet shirt on my hair... then later lick the shirt.
6. I had sex with Courtny love.
7. I work in a fish factory and have sex with dead fish
8. I Gels my hair with semen.
9. My toothpaste is a lovely mixure of crushed bugs and entrails
10. Filthy romping sex with hookers, including male anal intercourse, followed by days without showering.
11. It's called deoderant, it's not expensive, I just choose not to wear it
12. I Never clean my foreskin |
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| EvilTree |
| So you're the real reason why TOTA smells bad, Carl |
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| Tordan |
| quote: | Originally posted by bourgeois
thus I still reek like a hookers ass. |
how do you know what a hooker's ass smells like? :toothless |
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| Cosmic Fur |
| I'm having a severe case of Deja-vu. |
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| bourgeois |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tordan
how do you know what a hooker's ass smells like? :toothless |
This one time I tried to pick up a hooker and she turned me down. Then she told me it was because I smelled worse than her ass. |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by bourgeois
thus I still reek like a hookers ass.
my list of why I smell continues.
1. I never shower.
2. I like to roll around in pig poop.
3. I haven't changed my underwear since last christmas.
4. I <3 golden showers.
5. When i Sweat after purple room, I rub my wet shirt on my hair... then later lick the shirt.
6. I had sex with Courtny love.
7. I work in a fish factory and have sex with dead fish
8. I Gels my hair with semen.
9. My toothpaste is a lovely mixure of crushed bugs and entrails
10. Filthy romping sex with hookers, including male anal intercourse, followed by days without showering.
11. It's called deoderant, it's not expensive, I just choose not to wear it |
12. Never clean your foreskin |
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| Floorwhore |
i never shower.
dont have to. |
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| patpicos |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
12. Never clean your foreskin |
i just puked and swallowed it back
sickos
is it me or this guy left his TA still logged in ?! |
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| bourgeois |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
12. Never clean your foreskin |
It's true.
I don't. |
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| El Kay Dee |
i guess this would fall under lopi's "ha" instead of "blah"?
:rolleyes: i honestly dont give a hooker's arse as to why u smell carl |
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| lopi |
| quote: | Originally posted by El Kay Dee
i guess this would fall under lopi's "ha" instead of "blah"?
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That it would, that it would. |
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