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| grooviebeats |
I just got this in a email and i lol'd
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? .
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....
A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....
Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....
A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ....
Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....
Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? ...
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
one's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker. |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by grooviebeats
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
one's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker. |
my favorites. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
insert picture of julie spyder "here"
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| StanVoid |
| well those were crap. |
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