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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
We all know that Hollywood has run out of ideas and the excutives have no interest or passion about the actual movie & are basically only in it for the money. They are like babies trying to suck milk & out of a boob; they have no interest in the beautiful female body and will not fondle the boobies, they just want suck as much milk out of that titty as they can. Lets help them with ideas, because the titty has run out of milk and become saggy.
Post your ideas of how to make a crap movie with potential better or post the type of movie you would make if you were director with a 100 Million budget!
My Movie would be called "SMACK DAMAGE"
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Plot: A man called Ralph gets accidently flushed down a toilet & goes through a worm hole and finds himself 1000 years in the future. He finds out that there has been a massive war & the world has been taken over by terminators. The terminators have terminated all humans. Ralph finds himself a chainsaw & has to cut his way past a million Terminators to find another toilet so he can flush his way back home.
Quote from the movie:
Terminator1: "Give me your pants!"
Ralph: "what?!"
Terminator2: "I also want your pants!"
Ralph: "no!"
Terminator3: "Hey give him your pants!"
Terminator4: "& then give me your pants too!"
Ralph: " you all!"
Terminator5: "Give me your pants!"
Terminator6: "Give me your pants!"
Terminator7: "Give me your pants!"
Terminator8: "Give me your pants!"
Terminator9: "yes, Give me your pants!"
Terminator10: "Give me your pants!"
Terminator11: "Give me your pants!"
Terminator12: "Give me your pants!"
Terminator13: "pants, pants, pants!"
Terminator14: "Give me your pants!"
Terminator15: "I would like his pants!"
Terminator16: "Give me your pants!"
Terminator17: "Give me your penis!"
Terminator18: "Give me your penis!"
Terminator19: "Give me your penis!"
Terminator20: "Pull off your pants!"
Terminator28: "I wouldn't mind some suspenders!" *BANNED*
Terminator57: "Give me your pants!"
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Terminator85785657817: "Give me your pants!"
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| DjConfessions |
| THERES SHOSULD BE A SUEQUEL TO SEYES WHIDE SHUT (BY SHANTLEY KUBRICK) AND IT SHOULD BE CALLED ASS WHIDE SHUT. IT SHOULD FOLLOW A CGAY COUPLES RELATIONSHIP PROBLMES ALONG WITH TONS OF GAYS SEX SODOMOY AND ANAL TEARING. |
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| KilldaDJ |
| terminator28 is a blatent alt |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
terminator28 is a blatent alt |
BAN HIM! :o |
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| Akridrot |
Hahaha :stongue: :stongue:
LOL @ this ******y
I busted out laughing at the sheer ing randomness of this. I actually thought you were going to make a 'serious' suggestion or two. LOL
edit: why is f u c k e r y banned? :whip: .. ing..******...mother...mother****** |
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| DjConfessions |
IT BPREVENTS YOU FROM CALLING MODS MOTHER ERUCKINGERS
LIKE "HEY WIKEN NEO YOURR A MOTHER A******" |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
Hahaha :stongue: :stongue:
LOL @ this ******y
I busted out laughing at the sheer ing randomness of this. I actually thought you were going to make a 'serious' suggestion or two. LOL
edit: why is f u c k e r y banned? :whip: .. ing..******...mother...mother****** |
lol, ity !!! |
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| jupiterone |
| I think they should have never made the Hellraiser series. Biggest load of movies ever made. Hellraiser 1 sucked. 2 sucked. 3 sucked. 4 sucked. 5 sucked. 6 sucked. 7 sucked. 8 sucked. Theyre all bad, theyre not scary and theyre ridiculously stupid. Theyre on AMC right now and I cant stand it. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
I think they should have never made the Hellraiser series. Biggest load of movies ever made. Hellraiser 1 sucked. 2 sucked. 3 sucked. 4 sucked. 5 sucked. 6 sucked. 7 sucked. 8 sucked. Theyre all bad, theyre not scary and theyre ridiculously stupid. Theyre on AMC right now and I cant stand it. |
They are actually planning on remaking the original Hellraiser. The idea is to do it agian but with a bigger budget! They'll be able to afford a bigger cube now! :wtf: |
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| Akridrot |
My movie would be called: The LOL that ruined my life
Director: Nou
Synopsis:
A man named Orwo, likes to play in diapers. What he doesn't know is that his diapers have been doused in Anthrax. He's receiving oral sex from his 'sitter,' when his mother comes by to drop off his spinach and milk.
In panic, he quickly runs to the bathroom, wipes his cummy dick on the toilet paper roll and answers the door. His mother goes to the bathroom because of her incontinence, wipes her with the toilet paper and is impregnated. 10 Months later, he receives a text message from his wife screaming 'LOL,' and is promptly arrested by the Police.
Join him in his Zany adventures in "Boot Camp" where they triple penetrate your ass with cocks all day, and attempt to shove a boot up your ass at the end. If the boot doesn't fit, you must repeat the camp until it does. (Why do you think they call it 'boot camp'?)
Edited for: Clarity, minus the hilarity. |
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| Masonious |
BLOOD VENGEANCE
Director: Ron Howard
Plot: Retired General Ron Johnson is accused of a crime he didn't commit. After a dramatic court trial, he is falsely proclaimed guilty and escapes after killing the judge, jury and everyone else with his bare hands (they turn out later to all be convicted rapists) he goes to the jungle and falls in love with a scientist but the scientist is no ordinary scientist. It's an alien-scientist with fresh new ideas for how to rejuvenate Hollywood. Unfortunately, Colonel Frank Ironhammer , former foe who is awkwardly revealed through a rapid flashback sequence, misses his intended target and hits the alien-scientist just as it's divulging the plot to the best movie ever. The intended target, we find out later, was NOT General Ron Johnson and WE WERE LED TO EXPECT, no....the intended target was a monkey carrying a unique strain of the AIDS virus called the cancer, obesity, idiocy, tetanus, Ululating-SIDS-AIDS virus, or coitus-AIDS virus strain which actually cured its own acronym and subsequent suffix, it could have been turned into a frosty brew but General Ron Johnson worked for AN EVIL PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY and it was not in their best interest to have this potential cure realized so they sent him in. Right as we see the monkey get killed EARTH EXPLODES, the aliens that spawned the scientist realize we're beyond hope and evaporate us using ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY.
before the credits roll, the audience is presented with a black screen. white text slowly scrolls up with deep, moving music playing in the background:
funny how we humans don't realize things until it's too late
*slowly fades out*
*slow fade in:*
we, the cursed went out with the cure - coitus which takes its name from the Latin coire: 'go together'
*the audience gasps and their IQs skyrocket*
*slowly fades out*
*slow fade in:*
In Memory of Herb Jackson
absolutely no one has any clue who the that is. |
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