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dumb chicks (pg. 3)
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i was out with this chick, and we wee at a bar and she brought her dog with her, and kept the lil in her purse. it had that in bow on its head n , in gay lil ******. anyways she was told by managemnt the dog wasnt allowed in the bar. so she disappears and comes back and after a half hour im like "wheres da pooch?". bitch left it in the car.....!!! its in 3 degress celsius outside the poor thing was dying!!!. anyways we leave and we head to the park by my house to smoke a j. i pull up to the parking lot and she pulls in and her car smells like ass. like something was burning. and im like "dude whats wrong with ur car?!/" and sshes like "i dunno i just bought it the other day, i think i got ripped off it smells like everytime i drive it" so i pop the hood to take a look, check under the car, cant figure it out. and then i figure it must be the brakes. i go into the car, and shes been driving the entire time with her emergency break on..........:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: I love paris hilton dumb bimbo chicks |
I thought you were going to say you found the dog under the hood |
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| venomX |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azia
I thought you were going to say you found the dog under the hood |
Lol me too, i think it would've been a better ending :p |
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| Trazedict |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azia
I thought you were going to say you found the dog under the hood |
Haha that's where I thought he was going with that too. |
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| medinaM5 |
all the hot ones are dumb as fock
this fine chica was at some party i went to and i was like "u wanna torch some bud?" and she was like "no i dont drink beer sorry"
uh, aite |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by medinaM5
all the hot ones are dumb as fock
this fine chica was at some party i went to and i was like "u wanna torch some bud?" and she was like "no i dont drink beer sorry"
uh, aite |
try talking louder. |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by medinaM5
all the hot ones are dumb as fock
this fine chica was at some party i went to and i was like "u wanna torch some bud?" and she was like "no i dont drink beer sorry"
uh, aite |
Yea, stay away from those sober ones.
oh and btw:
Not knowing drug lingo doesn't = a dumb chick
Most likely the opposite.:rolleyes: ;) |
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| medinaM5 |
| thats not really lingo tho, thats a common name for pot. i guess it was a lose-lose situation cuz if i said do u wanna smoke some pot she would have said the kitchen is too far away |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by medinaM5
thats not really lingo tho, thats a common name for pot. i guess it was a lose-lose situation cuz if i said do u wanna smoke some pot she would have said the kitchen is too far away |
lol |
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| dj tek |
| i thought this thread said 'dumb chinks' :o |
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| Slylee |
HAHAHAH
i did that the other day but only cuz my dad had to drive my car on the way home from nikki beach on sunday because i had too many mojitos! :p
i never use the e-brake and he does. the next morning i pull out and i'm like, "wtf is up with my car" and then i looked down and it was up. but i noticed like within 2 minutes. :D |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
HAHAHAH
i did that the other day but only cuz my dad had to drive my car on the way home from nikki beach on sunday because i had too many mojitos! :p
i never use the e-brake and he does. the next morning i pull out and i'm like, "wtf is up with my car" and then i looked down and it was up. but i noticed like within 2 minutes. :D |
she was doing it for 3 days lol.
another story i want to bring up thats completely random but about cars, Once i was driving down my street in the middle of a snow storm. and some dudes car must have broken down. so his girl and him were pushing the car to wherever. but the kicker was the dude was sitting in his car with the door closed and his gf was pushing from behind hahahaha. its not even like the dude had his upper body in the car steering while pushing the door of the car to help. nah he was fully sitting down windows up and his gf was pushing. thats a true in man |
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| stren |
| i thought you had a wife |
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