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So last night i went out........... and this is what happened
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| colonelcrisp |
so being the idiot i am, when my girlfriend offered to be DD for the night since my boys were commin up to visit. i said sure why not.... knowing full well what kind of we were going to get in. so in order to mitigate the risk of being single the next day, i took her out for a really nice dinner before hand.
then it started. i had a 24 of labatt 50 in the back of my van, and we headed over to my buddies house. he has a c02 tap system and a keg of pabst blue ribbon in his keg fridge, so we had a few pints then the party rolled out 6 guys and my gf.
so we crashed a kegger so we could get drunk for cheap before the bar. None of us paid the ten bucks to get in..... got super super drunk then decided we wanted to go to the rippers. o i forgot to mention that most of my buddies got kicked out of said kegger for being morons........ that and we were technically stealing beer.
so we get to the rippers, and we are all sitting there and then my buddy decides to go for a toonie slide. gets up on the stage and the stripper pulls his belt off, pulls down his pants and whips the out of him with his belt 3 times. then she stood up and went from standing and dropped straight down onto his nuts. i almost peed my pants.
so after taht debaucle and since they had refused to sell us more beer, we did what any group of idiots would do when they are too drunk to buy 7 dollar beers.... go to the casino :P
so we leave the casino at 4:30 am after i lost a good 40 - 50 bucks to get some food. so driving down elgin st in ottawa, i had my head out the window of the van yelling I LIKE HOW MUCH at ever girl i saw. my gf has a great sense of humor thank god. so we get to mcdonalds and we are in the drive thru line. and this idiot in his rice rocket behind us keeps reving the in engine like he is a race driver n , so i did what any reasonably drunk person would do, i got out of the van and stood in front of him and mooned him.
then the ****** ran into me. hit me so hard i got knocked right up onto his hood. my knees and legs are pretty sore today. but that is gonna be buying a new hood. cause i dented the out of it. so after that incident we dropped my buddies off and then the gf and i headed back to my place, wehre aparently i was so drunk that i managed to stay awake for about 4 seconds wonce i put my head down on the pillow...... |
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| Vlad |
| Sounds like a VERY successful night. Good work. |
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| PartEgurl |
| Omg, only you...Your poor gf !! Haha. |
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| DarkAngel |
| I seriously gotta come up there and partake in these festivities with you. |
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| Slixter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
Sounds like a VERY successful night. Good work. |
+1...my sister lives in Barrhaven...always a great time when I'm up there!!! |
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| colonelcrisp |
| my legs and knees are so sore from that stupid car.. i love hangovers |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
WOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAH AHAHHA
man.. you should have called me up i had nothing better to do.. me and ibizadreamer wen tto pigales yesterday.. im guessing thats not hte strip club you went to.
so thats ed up.. well at least you dented that guys hood
ing lol hilarious..! |
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| colonelcrisp |
| no we were at pigs lol |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
no we were at pigs lol |
liar.. we were.. man.. did you see that sheena?
her were huge.. i wanted to get a lapdance but ibizadreamer was being a cheapskate, and he almost got bitchslaped by a stripper lol.
when did you leave pigs? we got there at 2:30 |
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