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Top 3 best things ever to happen to TA... (pg. 13)
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| DarkAngel |
| Oh boy. I go to practice DJing for an hour and look what happens! :nervous: |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
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Not really. I'm enjoying this, actually. You lost the intellectual battle and decided to flaunt your muscles and talk about beating up my family. I've been egging you on the whole time. You lose.
While you head butt me, you can do a back flip and do something else you saw in a movie. |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
Not really. I'm enjoying this, actually. You lost the intellectual battle and decided to flaunt your muscles and talk about beating up my family. I've been egging you on the whole time. You lose.
While you head butt me, you can do a back flip and do something else you saw in a movie. |
I can not only backflip, I can do front flips too (Way harder). I also can use kicks to immobilize you and do sweep kicks. Your fist only fighting would get you 3.6 feet away from me before you were staring at the sky wondering wtf just happened.
a roundhouse, thats what just happened. Then id jump on your face so youd have to explain why you had a keds imprint on your face. |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
I can not only backflip, I can do front flips too (Way harder). I also can use kicks to immobilize you and do sweep kicks. Your fist only fighting would get you 3.6 feet away from me before you were staring at the sky wondering wtf just happened.
a roundhouse, thats what just happened. Then id jump on your face so youd have to explain why you had a keds imprint on your face. |
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You're either joking, or you have no idea how a real life fight goes down. And that smile is for both possibilities. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
I can not only backflip, I can do front flips too (Way harder). I also can use kicks to immobilize you and do sweep kicks. Your fist only fighting would get you 3.6 feet away from me before you were staring at the sky wondering wtf just happened.
a roundhouse, thats what just happened. Then id jump on your face so youd have to explain why you had a keds imprint on your face. |
you and i could probably do the double dragon brother thing where they would jump up and do their round-houses in tandem, more than doubling the asskicking. The painful synergy flowing from their well-formed heels. |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
you and i could probably do the double dragon brother thing where they would jump up and do their round-houses in tandem, more than doubling the asskicking. The painful synergy flowing from their well-formed heels. |
sprints along the same line of latitude with flying intersecting kicks with a quick 180 and repeat would display our rippling calves and quads as we literally cut through the air like a typhoon |
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| jonSun |
| Im gonna take a shower. do you guys wanna join me.? |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Im gonna take a shower. do you guys wanna join me.? |
only if I can slam your head against the wall and shave your unconscious body |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
only if I can slam your head against the wall and shave your unconscious body |
please videotape it, so i can fap when i awaken. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
only if I can slam your head against the wall and shave your unconscious body |
What're ya gonna do with the hair? |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
sprints along the same line of latitude with flying intersecting kicks with a quick 180 and repeat would display our rippling calves and quads as we literally cut through the air like a typhoon |
also a machete would have been a good simile because i think they really have the ability to cut through air (and other things) effectively. they're like bats except instead of round blunt cylindrical objects they're more like long blades; which really cut well. a typhoon is good though because you know it's serious otherwise it wouldn't be a typhoon, a machete isn't NECESSARILY good at cutting through the air unless the wielder is skilled in the cutting motion (pretend you're a judge and are striking the gavel on that little cup-holder thing if you don't know what i mean). |
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| Orbax |
Id turn your mullet into a perfect recreation of the taj mahal. Id use the remainder to super glue a hitler mustache onto you and give you evil eyebrows here is a rendition:
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