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The Manatee Appreciation Thread! (pg. 3)
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Well DUH, they're going extinct! Way to go, captain obvious! And thanks for another painful reminder that our gentle friends may not be with us much longer! |
Maybe if their babies weren't so damn delicious. |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
In Florida! IN FLORIDIANS!
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Only a mother in floridian could hurt a manatee. |
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| Masonious |
did you guys ever see The White Seal? I watched it well over a hundred times when I was a kid, such a great movie.
it had a manatee in it and he was kind of a dick, so while i didn't appreciate the manatee, i appreciate the movie that had a manatee in it. even to this day, every time i see a manatee at the zoo i scream as loud as i can and slam up against the glass if it's close just to take out my frustration at what a ing dick that manatee was in The White Seal. It's like, get over yourself dip, what the have you ever done that's so great? who died and made you the ing seaweed maven? ing manatees. |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
Maybe if their babies weren't so damn delicious. |
That's it, consider yourself 86'd from the softball team & don't ever call again. |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
did you guys ever see The White Seal? I watched it well over a hundred times when I was a kid, such a great movie.
it had a manatee in it and he was kind of a dick, so while i didn't appreciate the manatee, i appreciate the movie that had a manatee in it. even to this day, every time i see a manatee at the zoo i scream as loud as i can and slam up against the glass if it's close just to take out my frustration at what a ing dick that manatee was in The White Seal. It's like, get over yourself dip, what the have you ever done that's so great? who died and made you the ing seaweed maven? ing manatees. |
Jump in front of a motorboat, prick. |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
did you guys ever see The White Seal? I watched it well over a hundred times when I was a kid, such a great movie.
it had a manatee in it and he was kind of a dick, so while i didn't appreciate the manatee, i appreciate the movie that had a manatee in it. even to this day, every time i see a manatee at the zoo i scream as loud as i can and slam up against the glass if it's close just to take out my frustration at what a ing dick that manatee was in The White Seal. It's like, get over yourself dip, what the have you ever done that's so great? who died and made you the ing seaweed maven? ing manatees. |
Hey Mason (And everyone else too), go to this thread and scroll about half way down to my bio, proceed to read ;): http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=381594
Thanks again brotha! :p |
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| Masonious |
| prick a motorboat you ing jump |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
prick a motorboat you ing jump |
motorboat pricks jump while ing a manatee. dick. |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
That's it, consider yourself 86'd from the softball team & don't ever call again. |
Listen! I was just minding my own business, driving my boat at high speeds. I hit a bump. I turned around, and it was a female manatee! I tried nursing it to health, but it was using the rest of its strength to expel it's newborn from her womb! I cut the umbilical cord with my teeth, and that's where it went downhill. Fortunately I had a grill on my boat. |
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| Masonious |
hahaha, sweet!! you'll make those other guys look like chumps! |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
Listen! I was just minding my own business, driving my boat at high speeds. I hit a bump. I turned around, and it was a female manatee! I tried nursing it to health, but it was using the rest of its strength to expel it's newborn from her womb! I cut the umbilical cord with my teeth, and that's where it went downhill. Fortunately I had a grill on my boat. |
That's it mister, no Christmas card for you this year either.
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
motorboat pricks jump while ing a manatee. dick. |
You tell him Rob! |
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